Would Jesus carry a gun?

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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 11415
    Haych said:
    I'm in danger of being far too serious with my logical response to the question posed but, as there's no record of Jesus carrying a 1st century weapon I'd have to conclude he wouldn't carry a 21st century weapon either.

    He also said to love your enemies so I think carrying a gun around would be kind of a hypocritical thing for him to do.
    He used a whip when clearing the money changers out of the temple.
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5597
    crunchman said:
    Haych said:
    I'm in danger of being far too serious with my logical response to the question posed but, as there's no record of Jesus carrying a 1st century weapon I'd have to conclude he wouldn't carry a 21st century weapon either.

    He also said to love your enemies so I think carrying a gun around would be kind of a hypocritical thing for him to do.
    He used a whip when clearing the money changers out of the temple.
    This is true, but he made that himself and didn't carry it around with him, he would probably have needed a concealed whip permit from Pilate.

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  • robgilmorobgilmo Frets: 3367
    His dad was God, why would he need a weapon? I bet he didn't need a TV license either.
    A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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  • mudslide73mudslide73 Frets: 3049
    If he lived in the US he'd probably have to - where do they reckon he's going to be?
    "A city star won’t shine too far"


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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    I was reading extremely in depth anthropological scientific analysis on Stormfront this morning relating to lactose intolerance after it good thrown up from a google search, so quite frankly, I would say anything is possible.
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  • valevale Frets: 1052
    crunchman said:
    Haych said:
    I'm in danger of being far too serious with my logical response to the question posed but, as there's no record of Jesus carrying a 1st century weapon I'd have to conclude he wouldn't carry a 21st century weapon either.

    He also said to love your enemies so I think carrying a gun around would be kind of a hypocritical thing for him to do.
    He used a whip when clearing the money changers out of the temple.
    couldn't use a whip as may banned them last year in the anti-porn legislation.

    he also couldn't sit on their faces, slap them or piss on them. though frankly, i'd rather the govt had gone that route with the banks, rather than the bailouts, after the 2007 crash.
    hofner hussie & hayman harpie. what she said...
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    crunchman said:
    Haych said:
    I'm in danger of being far too serious with my logical response to the question posed but, as there's no record of Jesus carrying a 1st century weapon I'd have to conclude he wouldn't carry a 21st century weapon either.

    He also said to love your enemies so I think carrying a gun around would be kind of a hypocritical thing for him to do.
    He used a whip when clearing the money changers out of the temple.
    The Indiana Jones of the Middle East ... did he have a fedora?

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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16256
    Yes, he has a gun. He is also gay.




















    This not The Walking Dead Discussion :grey_question: 
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • RaymondLinRaymondLin Frets: 11814
    He's black, he walks around with his homie, what do you think?
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  • speshul91speshul91 Frets: 1397
    I just want to know where he found mates called matthew mark luke and john. 
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  • mellowsunmellowsun Frets: 2422
    If you ask on the Gear Page the question should not be 'would' but 'which gun would Jesus be packing'
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  • It's quite possible that may have carried a gun

    Had he actually existed 
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Jesus carried a light sabre ...

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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6084
    Jesus would be a serious Uzi totin' mofo if here were around nowadays, leading a gang called 'Hollowpoints For Heretics'. 

    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    Hey it beats Townes Van Zandt/  What is wrong with you? Why can't you adapt?  What's wrong with you?




    OK who was christened here and who openly practices satanism?

    There are no Jesus's.

    Eat your neighbour.  Fry their leg.








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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7329
    edited March 2017
    The name Uzi comes from the Hebrew verb עזז ('azaz), generally meaning to be strong:


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  • SnapSnap Frets: 6256
    he don't need no gun, he can do magic innit.

    The Devil - he has a massive gun though. Good on guitar too.
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  • RoxRox Frets: 2147
    edited March 2017
    He appears to have a concealed weapon here even if he claims he's showing these children the light.

    https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UB__nmnp--/18s3ksi4bb2vsjpg.jpg

    A glory glory hallelujah hole, I guess.
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7329
    /\ and God said - "Let There Be Light... go on, touch it, you'll see..."
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 27590
    57Deluxe said:
    The name Uzi comes from the Hebrew verb עזז ('azaz), generally meaning to be strong:


    Though the firearm was named after its creator.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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