The rules of life

starwarsnosebleed

Too many cocks spoil the muff...or something like that.

CloudNine

Don't eat the yellow snow. Or the brown snow. Red snow probably best avoided also.

Don't eat the snow.

DesVegas

Be the person you needed when you were a child.

richardhomer

Don't spend more than you earn....

CloudNine

starwarsnosebleed said:

Too many cocks spoil the muff...or something like that.

I think 'first come, first served' is appropriate here also.

mike_l

octatonic said:

mike_l said:

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket.

Not @Bucket, surely?

No, cos he'd be fuckitbucket and not just @bucket

bingefeller

Whatever you say, say nothing.  

Bidley

DesVegas said:

Be the person you needed when you were a child.

That belted me right in the feels.

WezV

If in doubt, give it a clout.


this applies to things like DIY  of faulty electrical items.  Please don't take it as relationship advice

Steffo

Don't stress about things you have no control of.
If she's "on" keep a low profile, and by low I mean hide under the sofa.

Legionreturns

#don'tusehashtagsewheretheydontworkcozyoulooklikeaprick

ftumch

Most things in life are transient, the things that seem so important to you now will mean little in the future. Dont stress or worry, love well and be kind because nothing else really matters.

Bucket

I'm gonna quote Ginger Wildheart on this one:



1st chorus:

"Put your faith in the one who tries,
Don't gossip and don't tell lies,
When in doubt buy a larger size,
Listen to what I'm saying.
Never trust a judgemental man,
Listen to those you are younger than,
Be good just because you can,
Listen to what I'm saying."

2nd chorus:

"Make up after every fight,
Always kiss your girl goodnight,
Don't buy underwear too tight,
Listen to what I'm saying.
Shower even if there ain't no stink,
Stop caring what people think,
Always buy the first round of drinks,
Listen to what I'm saying."

3rd chorus:

"Learn how to shut your trap,
'Til you got a good answer back,
Admire in others what you lack,
Listen to what I'm saying.
When in doubt do something kind,
Be prepared to change your mind,
Always leave the past behind,
Listen to what I'm saying."

jonnyburgo

When running a marathon never trust a fart after 20 miles.

Guitar_Slinger

“You must be the change you want to see in the world.” Gandhi.

breakstuff

What happens in....( insert favoured location)....,stays in....(same again).

equalsql

Try turning it off and on again.

Budgie

Never drink out of damp glasses.

holnrew

Treat yourself as you'd treat others

dindude

Be one who cares, yet is also carefree.