Songs I haven't written. (Yet).

Nitefly

I've got the titles of several, but struggling to make much else happen.  They include:

"Don't go down the coalmine, Daddy, there's plenty of slack in your trousers".

"Tell me mam not to get fish for tea, 'cause me dad's come home wi' crabs".

"Meet me outside the pawnshop, Nellie, and kiss me under the balls".

Anyone else struggling with the Muse?

sticker

I once saw a folk singer do a song called " why is the Bovril stacked with the gravy but the Marmite's stacked with the jam?"  I was very drunk and remember it being very funny but I cannot recall anything other than the title .

57Deluxe

# She said meet me at the Pen Shop, but I couldn't see the point #
# I saw her at the art class, but didn't draw any conclusions #

Ravenous

"My girl got the gold mine, and I got shafted."

(Apparently this is a real song...)

Ravenous

"I love her more than any pig, and that's saying something"  (from Blackadder.)