Mother in Law Staying for a couple of days

maltingsaudio

1st crisis there's no eastenders on tonight!

octatonic

Tell her to read a book.

Kebabkid

Well, there's your bass player for the duration.

Paul_C

threesome ?

Bridgehouse

Mine lives at the bottom of the garden.

richardhomer

Bridgehouse said:

Mine lives at the bottom of the garden.

Better than being buried there I suppose....

maltingsaudio

Found Eastenders lost Coronation street opened Jack

Bridgehouse

richardhomer said:

Bridgehouse said:

Mine lives at the bottom of the garden.

Better than being buried there I suppose....

I can reserve you a plot if you like....

holnrew

Scrumpy or Daniels

richardhomer

Bridgehouse said:
I can reserve you a plot if you like....

Big garden then?

Bridgehouse

richardhomer said:

Bridgehouse said:
I can reserve you a plot if you like....

Big garden then?

Oh aye  

maltingsaudio

Daniels .... going out for a fag now

Unorthodox

   

Gagaryn

Nitefly

"How would you like to talk to Mummy?"

"Via a medium, please..."

boogieman

Gagaryn said:

"The mother in law is coming to stay. All the mice are throwing themselves onto the traps."  

midlifecrisis

i got an ironing board for my mother in law......i thought that was a fair exchange

RandallFlagg

Put some Bukkake videos on and ask her if she ever fancied being in the movies.

JezWynd

richardhomer said:

Bridgehouse said:

Mine lives at the bottom of the garden.

Better than being buried there I suppose....

Oh I don't know. Somewhere to park your bike.

DefaultM

Is your mother in law a vegan? Mine is. Or at least I think she is. She's only mentioned it 4 times an hour for the past 2 years.

fields5069

My Mother In Law has been with us for over a year now. We keep her in a cupboard over the stairs though.