What's with the O?

JezWynd

Secret signal to his Russian Masters re his bank balance?
O Ivanka, Where Art Thou?

(He really does have tiny hands)

Alnico

He reminds me of 'Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz'.
(Douglas Adams for those who don't know what I mean - The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.)

"Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit one morning..........."

Flink_Poyd

It's well known he's a keen golfer but his other hobby is pub darts. He plays for The King's Arms in Sheepy Magna on a Tuesday. He's not too bad to be fair 

jonnyburgo

He paid surgeons to reduce his hand size so that it makes his cock look bigger.

djspecialist

Alnico said:

He reminds me of 'Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz'.

"... Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon / Just you see if I don't / ..."

richardhomer

jonnyburgo said:

He paid surgeons to reduce his hand size so that it makes his cock look bigger.

Aparently Jeremy Beadle was on the small side.

On the other hand though....

bloodandtears

Is it just me or are there similarities...

HAL9000

Is it how many states are going to vote for him in 2020?

Dopesick

He's forever playing that game from school where you make a ring sign with your hands near your cock (it is near his head I guess), and if somebody looks you get to punch them in the arm.

Although Donald swears at you on Twitter instead of punching your arm. Or nukes you. Maybe both.

JezWynd

HAL9000 said:

Is it how many states are going to vote for him in 2020?

We can dream.

Love these Trumpy Flip Flops...

BigBearKris

Dopesick said:y

He's forever playing that game from school where you make a ring sign with your hands near your cock (it is near his head I guess), and if somebody looks you get to punch them in the arm.

Although Donald swears at you on Twitter instead of punching your arm. Or nukes you. Maybe both.

Some childhood you've had!

Funkfingers

The "okay" hand gesture is to divert your attention away from the evidence of male pattern baldness.

stickyfiddle

bloodandtears said:

Is it just me or are there similarities...

Popular in the 80's but no one likes him anymore?

TheMarlin

666

Bucket

I think if he can't be trusted with Superglue, he shouldn't really be trusted with nukes.

JezWynd

Just had a quick peek at Breitbart, God it's depressing. According to his 'base' he bestrode the UN stage like a colossus, telling all exactly as it is. And he must be right 'cos Netanyahu agrees. 

professorben

Alnico said:

He reminds me of 'Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz'.
(Douglas Adams for those who don't know what I mean - The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.)

"Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit one morning..........."

Midsummers morning....
Gunthos The Flatulent.