My wife sure is unhappy this morning...

equalsql

Cos I forgot to make the breakfast pot of tea - yikes

thomasross20

Terrifying image! Love it!

Guitar_Slinger

My worst fear is that if I ever bump into Suranne Jones in the big Asda at Cheetham Hill, that's what she'd really look like.

richardhomer

Guitar_Slinger said:

My worst fear is that if I ever bump into Suranne Jones in the big Asda at Cheetham Hill, that's what she'd really look like.

I’d take the risk....

Modulus_Amps

if that peed her off, imagine how bad it would be if she found this post

Axe_meister

Had that by my 18 year old daughter this morning. I brought her a small bowl of cereal as she wastes most of it anyway. Head has only just grown back. 

Bellycaster

Here's me thinking you'd bought a £2K Guitar

JezWynd

Last night's lipstick is never a good look.

axisus

A pot of tea. How wonderfully middle aged. I still lob a teabag in a cup

Sassafras

My butler normally takes care of the breakfast duties.

DesVegas

Did you know sharks teeth are actually scales which is why they are able to grow back so easily

professorben

DesVegas said:

Did you know sharks teeth are actually scales which is why they are able to grow back so easily

Ahhhh that's why they don't have nerves in them?

equalsql

Sassafras said:

My butler normally takes care of the breakfast duties.

I believe she thinks I'm the butler in our house  

quarky

professorben said:

Ahhhh that's why they don't have nerves in them?

Who? Women?

beed84

You forgot to make a morning cuppa? I'm with your missus on this one. The first brew of the day is an important ritual to be followed. Without it, we fuck up massively.

axisus

I take Mrs A a cup of tea every Mon-Fri morning, have done for the 24 years of our marriage. I don't have one myself and she's always asleep as I go at 6.30am. She wakes up to a nice cuppa shortly after.

Sassafras

beed84 said:

You forgot to make a morning cuppa? I'm with your missus on this one. The first brew of the day is an important ritual to be followed. Without it, we fuck massively.

Never worked with my missus.

equalsql

I need to keep her sweet cos we have our 30th wedding anniversary next year : gulp, where the hell did the years go?

mart

equalsql said:

I need to keep her sweet cos we have our 30th wedding anniversary next year : gulp, where the hell did the years go?

You probably spent at least 3 and a half years just making tea.

Sassafras

equalsql said:

I need to keep her sweet cos we have our 30th wedding anniversary next year : gulp, where the hell did the years go?

Just think, if you'd murdered someone, you'd be out by now.

Grunfeld

What is it with the tea?
I got dumped by woman A cos she didn't like that I'd made a cup of tea for woman B. 
Not that I'd been with woman B, but that I'd made a f**cking cup of tea for her.