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  • I like those biscuits with the thing on top
    Another biscuit

     and that lovely bit in the middle
    And yet another biscuit?
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    Jaffa Cakes.
    Like cake but biscuit sized.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    VimFuego said:
    however, in 'murica what they call a biscuit is, so far as I can ascertain, a bread roll. The only reasoned and logical explanation for this that I have yet seen is that 'muricans be crazy. 
    'Murican Biscuits & Gravy, looks like someone vomited over a scone:


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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7329
    Here's a treat - -Get some Basic Choccie bics and slaver a dollop of Peanut Butter on top... Ridiculously lavish for little money...

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  • FX_MunkeeFX_Munkee Frets: 2477
    "McVities Digestive Thins" - the biscuit worlds equivalent of crack cocaine.
    Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, you give love a bad name. Not to mention archery tuition.
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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4290
    Tesco triple choc cookies. 

    Awesome. 

    The comment about luck and taxi time at Schipol made me chuckle. So very true. 

    bad luck = land and take off in Haarlem. The bit of the airport over the motorway flyovers etc. 

    The taxi duration is longer than the flight. 

    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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  • SimonCSimonC Frets: 1391
    Sassafras said:
    Jaffa Cakes.
    Like cake but biscuit sized.
    Jaffa Cakes are cake and have no place in this thread.

    The criteria is clear: stale cake goes hard, whereas stale biscuit goes soft.

    Stale Jaffa Cake = hard = cake
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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484
    SimonC said:
    Sassafras said:
    Jaffa Cakes.
    Like cake but biscuit sized.
    Jaffa Cakes are cake and have no place in this thread.
    Jaffa cake in ice cream is nice...
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  • Ravenous said:
    SimonC said:
    Sassafras said:
    Jaffa Cakes.
    Like cake but biscuit sized.
    Jaffa Cakes are cake and have no place in this thread.
    Jaffa cake in ice cream is nice...
    yes. so is dark choccy biccies
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 27585
    While I believe my position in the Jaffa Cake debate is well established, I have no problem with the thread being expanded to include non-biscuit comestibles.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15476
    gala pie, I can never be sure whether I should be annoyed cos some git has made a hole in my pork pie and bunged a boiled egg in it, or whether I should be elated that not only am I getting a pork pie, but I'm also getting a boiled egg.

    Well, you did say non biscuit.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • SporkySporky Frets: 27585
    Personally I'd be miffed; a boiled egg is not an improvement on the pork pie filling it displaces through its presence.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15476
    that is the logical thought, however when it happens to me I find logic taking a back seat. I guess it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human, erm, stomach. 

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    SimonC said:
    Sassafras said:
    Jaffa Cakes.
    Like cake but biscuit sized.
    Jaffa Cakes are cake and have no place in this thread.

    The criteria is clear: stale cake goes hard, whereas stale biscuit goes soft.

    Stale Jaffa Cake = hard = cake
    Nonsense, I've just finished off a pack of Jaffa Cakes with a sell-by date of 2011 and they were as fresh as if they'd been baked yesterday.
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 27585
    They do start off pretty stale...
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    VimFuego said:
    gala pie, I can never be sure whether I should be annoyed cos some git has made a hole in my pork pie and bunged a boiled egg in it, or whether I should be elated that not only am I getting a pork pie, but I'm also getting a boiled egg.

    Well, you did say non biscuit.
    It's the contrasting textures I like.
    The concrete like pastry, the gristly meat and the rubbery egg.
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15476
    gah, hungry now. 

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • LuttiSLuttiS Frets: 2243
    Asda Rich Tea fingers. Probably old but a recent discovery by me..
    I'm not a biscuiteer in general but these are milk free and can be broken for easy toddler treats/bribes.. wifey also approves as they are extremely dunkable. 

    Happy wife happy life. 
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  • fandangofandango Frets: 2204
    Garibaldi biscuits. End of. Despite their indigestion inducing tendencies.
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  • KKJaleKKJale Frets: 982
    Hobnobs.

    Over-sugared, over-salty, irritatingly grainy, they pique the jaded tastebuds of the dull-eyed masses who masticate (oh, hush) in unison in front of a million dimly flickering TV screens but any true biscuitphile knows them for the synthetic evil they are – the Line 6 Helix of the baked snack universe.

    Amirite?
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