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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72311
    Norway nicking Avicii’s dance-country sound... but best so far I think.

    UK with a Britain’s Got Talent dirge.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • Caffeine_VampireCaffeine_Vampire Frets: 3479
    The U.K. sent Michael Knight without K.I.T?
    'Vot eva happened to the Transylvanian Tvist?'
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  • MagicPigDetectiveMagicPigDetective Frets: 3023
    UK- utterly bland shite. Sering the UK entry always makes me sad that my nation, Wales, can’t compete. We’d do better than this piece of beige. 
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  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8794
    Have just been duressed by wife and daughter to endure 20 minutes of your Eurovision Song Contest 

    Almost physically painfully awful. 

    And now my watch is ended.
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    I can’t stop staring at that presenters dress/bra thing. Mesmerising.
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  • ROOGROOG Frets: 557
    Some people have no stamina

     

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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    Bridgehouse said:
    I can’t stop staring at that presenters dress/bra thing. Mesmerising.
    ROOG said:
    Some people have no stamina
    I do.
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    Is it still the 80’s in Iceland?
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12361
    U.K. oh dear. 
    Iceland in sub Rammstein schtick. 
    Norway FTW. 
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  • ROOGROOG Frets: 557
    Bridgehouse said:
    Bridgehouse said:
    I can’t stop staring at that presenters dress/bra thing. Mesmerising.
    ROOG said:
    Some people have no stamina
    I do.
    Sorry I was a bit slow

     

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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6104
    Oooh Iceland.. Rammstein meets Soft Cell meets BDSM...
    "They do have very long winters" :)
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1770
    Iceland WTF! Have they never seen Eurovision before!
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • FuengiFuengi Frets: 2850
    Where did that acoustic go?
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72311
    Iceland for either nil points or the win...

    Estonia with a vanishing guitar. I looked away for a second or two to get my beer and it had gone!

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    ICBM said:
    Iceland for either nil points or the win...

    Estonia with a vanishing guitar. I looked away for a second or two to get my beer and it had gone!
    It’s Taylor’s new “performer” range - press a button on the side and it disappears up your arse
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    Belarus could have at least unpacked their fucking stuff
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6104
    Belarus..... started off like that old JoJo track.. and then.. sigh.

    So far for me, Denmark are easily the best.
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  • Caffeine_VampireCaffeine_Vampire Frets: 3479
    Johnny 5 is alive at number 20. 
    'Vot eva happened to the Transylvanian Tvist?'
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72311
    Azerbaijan have borrowed Calvin Harris.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6104
    edited May 2019
    Azerbaijan looking good. A decent modern pop song.. so no chance of winning then.
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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