"In great condition" (ebay content)

thermionic

For something that fell into a fireplace.

https://ebay.us/75PTT6

mbe

That'll clean up nice with a spray of Mr. Muscle. 

drofluf

I think it's a typo. Seller obviously meant "Grate condition"

midlifecrisis

i thought it was a'Burns'

prowla

Man - that's on fire!

SlopeSoarer

Haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha

Phil_C

Yes, very unique indeed!!!

Funkfingers

The eyeball gimmick is probably worth more than the rest of the thing put together.

ICBM

thermionic said:

For something that fell into a fireplace.

I'd suggest putting it back.

thermionic

Bargain at £550 isn’t it?

steven70

Can just picture the previous owner nodding off with a fag hanging out of his mouth, Ronnie Wood style...mmmm Cash Converters...