How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

joeyowen

Juan....

Also, I like my coffee how I like my slaves...

Free.

Post yer best jokes, I want to rob them for the upcoming party season

TTony

joeyowen said:

Post yer best jokes,

You go first ....

joeyowen

Ha! Well played good sir

Drew_TNBD

TTony said:

joeyowen said:

Post yer best jokes,

You go first ....

*giggle*

mike_l

Oscar Pistorius has done better than Tottenham this year.

4 shots on target and a fantastic defence.

mike_l

New to the Boss range

jonnyburgo

Drew_fx said:

TTony said:

joeyowen said:

Post yer best jokes,

You go first ....

*giggle*

banter

thecolourbox

Last time we had a Chinese takeaway, my kids started crying when I told them their food had ginger in it. They did love that cat

johnnyurq

What do you call a coloured person on the Moon?

An Astronaut you racist bastard!!

Sambostar

thecolourbox said:

Last time we had a Chinese takeaway, my kids started crying when I told them their food had ginger in it. They did love that cat

Can admin please move this stuff to Speakers Corner, as it has become overly and overtly racist.

Panama_Jack666

I called the rape advice line yesterday.

Unfortunately it's only for victims.

mike_l

The 2 Spanish firemen, Jose and Hose B.

wayneirie

Panama_Jack666;392483" said:

I called the rape advice line yesterday.

Unfortunately it's only for victims.

Hope you tell this one too your wife/mother/sister/daughter/great aunt Doris. See if they find it funny.

richardhomer

I spent four years working for Kia building cars. In my heart I knew I really wanted to build nuclear weapons.

I realised I was in the wrong Korea...

Nunogilberto

I keep having nightmares about fruit machines. Luckily, if they get too bad, my wife gives me a nudge and holds me...

holnrew

Why are twenty three year olds so hot?

They're in the prime of their life at 23 and barring any health problems it's biologically appealing to procreate with them.

equalsql

Marriage is like the suits in a deck of cards, you start out with a hearts and then diamonds... and eventually end up with a club and then a spade!

Nunogilberto

I play the triangle in a reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting...

stimpsonslostson

I took my wee girl to the zoo last week. All they had was one small dog in a cage.
It was a shih tzu.

fretfinder

I've decided to sell my Hoover. It's just gathering dust.

breakstuff

I cleaned the attic with the wife this morning.I've spent all afternoon getting the cobwebs out of her hair.