Anybody need a wee? At long last something useful on the Internet.

EricTheWeary

http://greatbritishpublictoiletmap.rca.ac.uk

Hootsmon

wow, that's a LOT of plectra

beed84

I just look for the nearest Maccy D's.

breakstuff

"You can set preferences to highlight toilets that meet your specific needs"

No George,don't even think it!!

mike_l

beed84 said:

I just look for the nearest Maccy D's.

The famous mcPiss. Telling them you'll order something when you emerge is a McPiss with lies.

thumpingrug

I prefer Costa.  Much better class of people to walk past on the way to the bog.

dogload

I'm not altogether convinced of it's accuracy though (erm.. the map, not the piss).

There are supposed to be five in my locale, but one just doesn't exist and another is listed twice in two different locations. And frankly, at least one of the others is not somewhere I'd want to leave myself so, um, 'exposed'.

EricTheWeary

It gives the nearest one to my house as being in the local cemetery. Never thought of that before but large cemeteries usually do have loos so it is probably right. Costa, pubs, FatDonalds,etc, as actual public ones are very thin on the ground these days.

chillidoggy

Seems pretty accurate for Thanet.

Obviously they've had to leave out some of the less well-known public toilets, like the first-floor stairwell in Leopold Street car park, and the doorway of Sweeney Todd's barbers in King Street, but on the whole it's a good find. 

xSkarloey

A good tip is also to head for the nearest hotel (preferably five star)  if you're in a city centre and use the bogs adjacent to the bar/ lounge.  

If you're worried about being challenged, just have an imaginary conversation on your mobile with your imaginary broker about your imaginary share portfolio as you walk through the lobby. Nobody stops you. 

chillidoggy

'Imaginary'?

mike_l

dogload said:

And frankly, at least one of the others is not somewhere I'd want to leave myself so, um, 'exposed'.

Close to George Michael's house?

xSkarloey

chillidoggy said:

'Imaginary'?

Well all the brokers I know run Ponzi schemes. 

Myranda

Wait, wait, wait... there are public toilets?

Bogwhoppit

Out of date already. Many of those in West Cornwall are now shut due to local authority cutbacks.

maltingsaudio

No toilets listed in Shepton Mallet ....... ok guys an open goal bring it on!!!

dindude

maltingsaudio said:

No toilets listed in Shepton Mallet ....... ok guys an open goal bring it on!!!

Thanks for the invite. I grew up nearby in Frome and we used to (as school boys you understand) refer to said town as Shit-and-smell-it. 

mike_l

I'm thankful for this thread, I may have pissed myself without being reminded I needed a piss.

Handsome_Chris

mike_l said:

I'm thankful for this thread, I may have pissed myself without being reminded I needed a piss.

Wow you are getting old. In the army we used to call chaps with your sort of problem, Crabs. :P

mike_l

Handsome_Chris said:

mike_l said:

I'm thankful for this thread, I may have pissed myself without being reminded I needed a piss.

Wow you are getting old. In the army we used to call chaps with your sort of problem, Crabs. :P

No I definetly don't have crabs. And I'm still younger than yourself. Possibly.

Skipped

I thought this was gonna be one of those plastic bottles with a long wide neck, that you keep in the car.