Friday humour

Chalky · July 2018

Vintage reissue:

I've got some bad news about your father.

Is he (gulp) dead?

I hope so, they've buried him!

Oh no! (crying) What did he die of?

I think he died of a Tuesday. Or was it a Wednesday?

merlin · July 2018

rlw said:
There were 5 Bee Gees surely - at least to start with.

Or perhaps you're mixing the Brothers Gibb with the Brothers Marx....

Bridgehouse · July 2018

I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year.

I missed 2 payments and they've just been round and broken my cat’s legs.

rlw · July 2018

Fretwired said:

rlw said:

Fretwired said:

Electro_Ham said:

I don't get that. So every time I see the Dr, I've a 67% chance of dying?

There were 3 Bee Gees .. two are dead .. so they're not quite Stayin' alive .... ;-)

There were 5 Bee Gees surely - at least to start with.

Three recorded Stayin' alive .. sadly two are dead .. ;-

But the youngest one had already died by then...

Fretwired · July 2018

rlw said:

But the youngest one had already died by then...

I don't understand your point. Three of the brothers formed a group called the Bee Gees - the younger brother, Andy Gibb, was never in the Bee Gees. He performed under his own name. The joke Dr B. Gee is about the group the Bee Gees and their hit single Stayin' alive .. this is getting too deep for the humour section .. :-)

Fretwired · July 2018

Fretwired · July 2018

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rawk100 · July 2018

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proggy · July 2018

A Red Indian introduced me to his wife, "this is Three Horses" he said.

"What a nice name, what does it mean?" I asked.

"Nag Nag Nag" he said.

AlexC · July 2018

Fretwired said:

rlw said:

But the youngest one had already died by then...

I don't understand your point. Three of the brothers formed a group called the Bee Gees - the younger brother, Andy Gibb, was never in the Bee Gees. He performed under his own name. The joke Dr B. Gee is about the group the Bee Gees and their hit single Stayin' alive .. this is getting too deep for the humour section .. :-)

As deep as the Bee Gees love?