Friday humour

BigBearKris

Fretwired said:

Prick!!

HAL9000

Fretwired said:

Just another prick on the wall...

Fretwired

Fretwired

A priest in a small rural village kept a rooster and hens. One Sunday morning before mass he went to feed his birds and discovered the cock was missing. He knew there were farmers that allowed cock fighting on their land, so he decided to question his parishioners at church.

During mass he asked, "has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, that wasn't what I meant" said the priest.

"Has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, that wasn't what I meant either" said the priest.

"Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, that wasn't what I meant" said the priest.

"Has anyone seen my cock?" asked the priest. Ten altar boys and three priests stood up.

"Holy shit" said the priest as he ran out of the church.

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Fretwired

hootsmon said:

Cough, cough ...  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/36088/friday-humour/p77

Bottom of the page ... :-)

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

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TheMarlin

https://imgur.com/a/xADVwZ4

Fretwired

proggy

This gorgeous leggy blonde got on the bus today, and when I turned round I could see right up her skirt.

And that's when I hit the low bridge.

Fretwired

axisus

Hootsmon

545454

Fretwired said:

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
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Tenish

Hootsmon