Friday humour

Hootsmon

HAL9000

Santa’s helpers have been complaining that there’s too much red tape.

Fretwired

Well, it just goes to show, you never know who's reading your jokes. I've been contacted by Michael McIntyre's agent and asked if I'd like to join his team of comedy writers.

I'm gutted as I always thought I was quite funny!!

Hootsmon

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chillidoggy

I complained to the wife I wasn't getting enough sex. She said she'd book me a slot tonight.

LesbianWithAGun

Alnico

LesbianWithAGun said:

That's a new take on 'The Windmill'.

Pete would be proud of that but it doesn't look so easy to jump off an amp stack with.

rawk100

http://i.imgur.com/ZgbpRKn.jpg

rawk100

http://i.imgur.com/yQVpMna.jpg

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

LesbianWithAGun

hootsmon said:

LesbianWithAGun

rawk100

A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had loving done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it he turns and asks her,

 "why do you love doing that?" 

She replies: "Because I really miss mine"

rawk100

http://i.imgur.com/JLsQcK5.jpg

Hootsmon

Where's his snow balls?

Sassafras

hootsmon said:

Where's his snow balls?

Under his snowplough.