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  • rawk100rawk100 Frets: 1757
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    edited March 2018
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    I applied for a job as a human cannonball but they told me I was the wrong calibre.


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16253
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16253
    Marti Pellow went to see his GP.

    ’Doctor I’m in a lot of pain.’

    ’Sorry to hear that, where does it hurt?’

    ’ I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.’
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • lovestrat74lovestrat74 Frets: 2489
    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
    Mixing the Renault ‘Clio’ and the Ford ‘Taurus’ they have designed the ‘Clitaurus’.
    It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
    Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!
    Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.
    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and
    horribly expensive to get rid of.
    Used models may initially appear to have Kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.
    Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say
    that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28280

    Customer: "Have you got that new book about small penises?"

    Librarian: "I don't think it's in yet."

    Customer: "That's the one"

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    North Korean comedy show ...



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