Happy Zombie Jesus Day.

snakemanStoo

For on the third day he rose

octatonic

Bread man- he is risen:

WezV

Happy "need a tin of paint but wickes is closed" day

Sambostar

But you knew that a week ago.  May as well give up and have a beer.

Flink_Poyd

Well at least I know my son isn't the reincarnation of Christ. Hardly seem him since Friday and he hasn't risen out of his pit yet

TheBlueWolf

Happy Let's Close Everything Lest We Upset The Deities Day

merlin

Fretwired

Beware of cheap North Korean Viagra .. it's called the Jesus pill as your gentleman's sausage doesn't rise until the third day .. plays havoc with planning sex. .. :-)

littlegreenman

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Jez6345789

Yeah Not sure you wont get punched in the face  for the Jesus was a Zombie T Shirt

VimFuego

currently tucking in to some home made hot dawkins buns.

fields5069

We're having lamb in a couple of hours. Not god's one, just a bit of one we found in Tesco.

quarky

Third day my arse.

If you booked a three day holiday and it started on Friday and finished on Sunday, you would feel ripped off.

speshul91

He died for your sins. 













And rose for your brains. 

Rocker

snakemanStoo said:

For on the third day he rose

That, my friend, is the essence of Christianity.  Jesus, the Son of God, came down to earth, was crucified, died and rose from the dead on the third day.

Simple statements of fact.

* Believers cannot prove the existence of God.
* Non believers cannot prove that God does not exist.

Everyone must make up their own mind on the existence or not of God.  Your belief in God is your own choice, one you make yourself.  My stance is that I believe in God, in Jesus and in the existence of Heaven.  A very well put together paper called 'Pascal's Wager' exists questioning this very issue.  It makes for some interesting reading.  Whether you believe in God or not.

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pascal-wager/

Pascal uses logic to weigh up the pros and cons.  'Logic' and 'religious belief' are words that are not usually used together.  
Worth a read.

thecolourbox

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger I feel sorry for, as every year he is forced to enjoy the festival of Jesus' resurrection. In fact, he "has to love Easter, baby"

octatonic

thecolourbox said:

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger I feel sorry for, as every year he is forced to enjoy the festival of Jesus' resurrection. In fact, he "has to love Easter, baby"

Well, stealing that...

quarky

Rocker said:
Pascal uses logic to weigh up the pros and cons.  'Logic' and 'religious belief' are words that are not usually used together.  
Worth a read.

So do you believe that there is a giant turtle called Doris that will come back any day now and eat all non-believers? Why not? Pascal's logic is pseudo-logic. There is ZERO logic in any religious belief, it is faith alone.

snakemanStoo

speshul91 said:

He died for your sins. 













And rose for your brains. 

Best comment so far

TheBlueWolf

quarky said:

Rocker said:
Pascal uses logic to weigh up the pros and cons.  'Logic' and 'religious belief' are words that are not usually used together.  
Worth a read.

So do you believe that there is a giant turtle called Doris that will come back any day now and eat all non-believers? Why not? Pascal's logic is pseudo-logic. There is ZERO logic in any religious belief, it is faith alone.

Pretty much.

The essence of faith is a belief despite any evidence to back up said belief.

fretmeister

Not only was Pascal's Wager destroyed by Russell's Teapot, the wager remains one of the shining examples of complete cowardice of thought.