I'm alright, it's everyone else

johnswiss

I generally regard myself as being pretty ace to know! Cough. I pay my way, I share lifts, I'm not always borrowing stuff I can't be arsed to get myself, I'm courteous in other folk's houses. Why the fuck can't everyone else be that great too! Its no great shakes, just one mate in particular is really annoying me at the moment. Or maybe 2 or 3. Maybe it's me.

professorben

I spoke to your mate. 

Its definitely you. 

beed84

You're not pissed off with your mates for not getting in the same lift as you, are you?

johnswiss

professorben said:

I spoke to your mate. 

Its definitely you. 

Now you're on my shit list too

johnswiss

beed84 said:

You're not pissed off with your mates for not getting in the same lift as you, are you?

Getting in a lift would be too much trouble, they'd end up having me carry them up the stairs. And moan if I jolted them.

merlin

Lend me £50. 

johnswiss

merlin said:

Lend me £50. 

Sure. What's that? A cheque too much hassle? bettter if I find and buy what you need and bring it round..   Oh sorry it's not quite what you wanted, and a fiver more. Tell you what why not make me wait 6 months for the money and moan like fuck about it for 2 years. You're welcome.

DLM

I quite like you, OP: you fixed the spelling of courteous in your OP. Now if you'll just swap the exclamation mark out at the end of that question we might one day be besties...

Red-pill-swallowing forumites will of course warn you off sharing lifts with lone women.

johnswiss

DLM said:

I quite like you, OP: you fixed the spelling of courteous in your OP. Now if you'll just swap the exclamation mark out at the end of that question we might one day be besties...

Red-pill-swallowing forumites will of course warn you off sharing lifts with lone women.

I think you misunderstand, I'm not seeking to be liked by you. I know I'm likeable. I just wish everyone else had my good standards. A test you have failed btw.

CabbageCat

If one does another a good deed in expectation of a good deed in reciprocation the initial good deed is no good deed at all.

Mmmmmmmm.

Ravenous

blah blah

Are you on drugs or something? This is supposed to be off topic, not off the planet...

By the way you sound like you're trying too hard, covering up for something, you probably have bodies under the patio.

johnswiss

CabbageCat said:

If one does another a good deed in expectation of a good deed in reciprocation the initial good deed is no good deed at all.

Mmmmmmmm.

No good deeds expected or requested in return. Just a hope or expectation.that ongoing incoming requests might dry up!

DLM

johnswiss said:

I'm not seeking to be liked by you. I know I'm likeable. I just wish everyone else had my good standards. A test you have failed btw.

johnswiss said:

Just a hope or expectation.that ongoing incoming requests might dry up!

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johnswiss

Just thought I'd add that this is meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, just enjoying a bit of a bitch. All sympathy and understanding will be appreciated

Fretwired

johnswiss said:

I generally regard myself as being pretty ace to know! Cough. I pay my way, I share lifts, I'm not always borrowing stuff I can't be arsed to get myself, I'm courteous in other folk's houses. Why the fuck can't everyone else be that great too! Its no great shakes, just one mate in particular is really annoying me at the moment. Or maybe 2 or 3. Maybe it's me.

You are Jesus and I claim my £5.

DLM

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johnswiss

Fretwired said:

johnswiss said:

I generally regard myself as being pretty ace to know! Cough. I pay my way, I share lifts, I'm not always borrowing stuff I can't be arsed to get myself, I'm courteous in other folk's houses. Why the fuck can't everyone else be that great too! Its no great shakes, just one mate in particular is really annoying me at the moment. Or maybe 2 or 3. Maybe it's me.

You are Jesus and I claim my £5.

I fucking knew it. Have a tenner

Bridgehouse

Did I accidentally log onto Mumsnet?

Ravenous

johnswiss said:

Just thought I'd add that this is meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, just enjoying a bit of a bitch. All sympathy and understanding will be appreciated

Oh I see. In that case tell your mate "Your father was a baboon's rump and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors". He'll deserve it and you'll feel great.

johnswiss

Bridgehouse said:

Did I accidentally log onto Mumsnet?

You have an account there too?

Bridgehouse

johnswiss said:

Bridgehouse said:

Did I accidentally log onto Mumsnet?

You have an account there too?

Yeah. For when I have sand in my vag.