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I'm going to kill him....

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Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24263
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I just got out of the bath and grabbed the towel on the radiator and started to dry myself off when I noticed an odd smell...  I looked at the towel and noticed big patches of yellow on it.

THIS little bastard.....
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has pissed on the towel - and I've just wiped myself all over in stale dog piss.
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    your memory's going too then Emp, you're the one who pisses on towels and tries to blame the poor innocent dog......

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33783
    Excellent work there little fella.
    James Richmond
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Trained by Octotonic? The Dog, not Emp - he's untrainable  

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    Fuck me, I've just got another hernia! Best laugh I've had for ages, Emp! Give the dog a bone!


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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Chilli, don't say that to Emp, he'll get all excited...........

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    Ok, biscuit. For fuck's sake don't give him anything to drink, though.


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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    Hila
    Emp_Fab said:
    and I've just wiped myself all over in stale dog piss.
    Oh, because it's worse than doing it with the fresh stuff.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    thought you were going to say he'd shat on it... at least stale piss is better than that!
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  • blueskunkblueskunk Frets: 2877
    Killthedognow
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    No Blueskunk, it's givethegooddoggieabiscuitnow......... :P

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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    Emp, did you have another bath?
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Don't be silly Chris, that was his weekly one.....

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16293
    ...and it was clean sheet night too. Best night of the year.
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • blueskunkblueskunk Frets: 2877
    mike_l;15351" said:
    No Blueskunk, it's givethegooddoggieabiscuitnow......... :P
    Thought dawgs are supposed to be mans best friend :)

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    They are blueskunk, that's why he pissed on Emp's towel....   :D

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24263
    He's still my little handsome boy...  I love him.  Mrs Fab says I ruin him, but I can't help it.
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    See Emp, he's all good. Especially as he's given us a whole thread for us to take the piss (no pun intended) outta you :P

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  • maltingsaudiomaltingsaudio Frets: 3117
    Reminds me of when my old cat went senile, his favourite place to take a leak was in my shoes
    www.maltingsaudio.co.uk
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    Maybe you could buy him Pug-nappies ? Then he'll think he's pissing on your towels, but instead will just be pissing himself!
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    Don't whinge. You'd pay over the odds for the same treatment in a Turkish bath house!
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