Inspired by the First Jobs thread.
Mine was as a p/t office dogsbody for an engineering company in Ipswich. Deffo the worst I ever had. Held responsible ofr everything that did or didn't happen but with no power or authority to make things happen or stop them happening. The most put-on and the lowest paid in the company and the lowest in the pecking order, but I was meant to pay the bills, invoice the customers, do the payroll and have all the credit card receipts organised with the credit card statements for when the company's accountant came round (horribly bossy woman) when the directors would throw their credit card receipts on the floor of their car and then tread on them with muddy boots and it was my fault if the were not presented in pristine condition. The nicest thing those zeebs ever did was to sack me.
"Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself