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"Plays like butter" - well, I'll be needing to take a cloth to wipe my hands after.
"Contact seller for price" - I'll tell you what, why don't you just post the price with your ad?
"Lawsuit" - there wasn't one.
"Lawsuit era" - ah, the era of the thing that never happened.
"Luthier" - a bloke with a spanner had a go at it.
You know the one they bought a fortnight ago, and inflation being what it is....
“Mint”. Which should mean pristine, but very rarely is. .
Plus all the other stuff that’s been mentioned already....she/butter/rare/lawsuit/only want back what I paid etc etc
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Replace x with the decade
Pretty much every seller is an expert on that exact decade.
- ‘Here we have’ - this isn’t Sotheby’s or Christie’s you muppet, this is 42 year old Stuart from Gateshead trying to sell a plywood early 90s Tele and making out that it’s a classic. It just sounds really pretentious.
- ‘Not to be confused with the cheaper version’ - ‘cos this one was made in the factory about 10 miles away from the factory where the others were knocked up, so therefore it’s just better, alright?
- ‘Killer’ - I think we’ve got the US to blame for this. Killer pickups, killer neck, killer tone, killer guitar. It’s a massive cliche and a fair few UK guitar shops are using this as well, not to mention individuals who think their guitar is so killer that they’re trying to get rid of it...
- ‘Barn find’ - Not when it’s a 2002 Vectra estate thst’s been sat on your drive for 6 years with a blown head gasket, Dave...
Then there’s the ad where the seller doesn’t want to tell you anything; they don’t care and they just want it gone. Usually a car on Facebook Marketplace - “No MOT, dunno what it needs so don’t ask me. No texts as I won’t reply, no phone calls between 5pm and 11pm, needs trailering away, want it gone by 4.43pm Sat 12th June. Spares or repairs, NO offers, NO tyre kickers, £500 firm as I can get three times as much if I break it for spares...”
Yeah okay, fuck off...