Minge seasion

WiresDreamDisasters

Getting really annoyed by those little flying minge bug things that are absolutely EVERYWHERE this time of year. Really annoying!

Bridgehouse

Yep - I walked close to a bush this afternoon and got covered in them. 

Ended up itching all the way home in the car 

proggy

Do you mean crabs?

simonk

Thunderbugs. Really annoying when they’re crawling across your face. Even more annoying when they get inside your picture frames and laptop screen.

Kittyfrisk

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Getting really annoyed by those little flying minge bug things that are absolutely EVERYWHERE this time of year. Really annoying!

Bloody Americans with their minge's, coming over here annoying our citizens.

hollywoodrox

I think he means midges , but the sun has surely bought out the minges too

Kittyfrisk

hollywoodrox said:

I think he means midges , but the sun has surely bought out the minges too

Or does he...? You never know 
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/minge

ESBlonde

As a former viewer of Mary Mungo and Midge,  I am concerned the op might be confused.  I know I am. 

axisus

Disappointing thread ...

PhilW1

Minge everywhere! If only you could see the images in my head!

Keiko

RandallFlagg

We're knee deep over here in the East, knee deep I'm telling you.

Steffo

Elbow deep here.

jonnyburgo

I was neck deep in em camping next to a river inWales last week got bit to fuck I did

skunkwerx

I was balls deep in minges once. It was a wednesday. 

WiresDreamDisasters

Oh wait, are they called midges?

hywelg

Yeah, bitten by a minge and you'd know it. 

skunkwerx

hywelg said:

Yeah, bitten by a minge and you'd know it. 

Seen the film teeth? Lol

WiresDreamDisasters

Oh damn. My wife just informed me, I was completely wrong with my words. Big apoplexies everyone.

hywelg

What did she tell you 'seasion' meant?