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It really is like the wild west, when a town of 2,500 is invaded by 400,000 farmers who've been saving up all year to be utter cunts in front of their mates. That's like the entire population of Leeds getting absolutely fucking hammered and arriving in a sleepy village all at once.
We still do the big stages there occasionally, but not the pub gigs. Load in/out is dangerous and you can't park anywhere near, then when you do get to your car there are sometimes six lads sitting on the roof stamping on the bonnet, while two useless coppers just watch.
Believe me, the metal scene is just nerdy boys in comparison, hundreds of local families just lock everything up and leave town for the week, there's usually a death or two, an uncountable and unreported number of rapes of usually underage girls, travellers in all the pubs lacing girls' drinks, and fight after fight after fight.
We can earn a grand each that week, but have just given it up, at least two of us in the band will end up in jail otherwise.
I've gigged three times at Francofolies in La Rochelle which is similarly lairy, but at least there they have cops with automatic weapons and CRS baton charges.
So yes Drew, it happened.
I feel safer now I'm playing a Tele too.
Last week we had a couple of drunk lads dancing from the off which was OK but towards the end of the second half they kept shouting for Wonderwall (we don't do Oasis don't think even I can sing that flat though I might qualify as having a Manchester accent ish). They also were shouting for Rock and Roll. We figured they weren't going to make the second set (when we play some R'n R) as they were well & truly hammered by this time so we played Route 66 which seemed to please them.
Sure enough when we went back on after the break they had disappeared.
I find the best way is to be assertive and stand your ground if somebody crosses the line and invades your space.
Punching somebody in the throat in Manchester would result in death of the entire band in some venues, so picking a fight is not always an option. That said we've turned down gigs at some venues because of the clientele, it's nice that some venues want to get back to live music, but they need to do more to get rid of the coked up gangstas than have us play in an attempt to drive them out.
Knowing you guys gig in and around Swindon (and I still haven`t been out to see you - sorry), I guess you`ll get used to it pretty soon! :-)
First time I met our (male) singer he was depping for another band in the Chalet. Quite a quiet night, but there was a couple in there who were obviously high as a kite......... soon as they started she was top off and shaking her stuff about a foot away from Nick. Quite attractive, apart from the fact that whatever habit she had had claimed a few of her teeth. Our drummer, me and Nick`s wife who were all watching found it hilarious......... bar staff dealt with it fairly quickly.
Gigging in the pop band with female vocals we haven`t had any serious issues - the girls are quite good at making light of most situations and telling people if there`s a real issue. In many ways its less confrontational coming from them rather than me or the drummer.
Only issue we had was actually out in a middle class pub in the sticks with the all male rock band. Few lads got a bit stupid and were bumping and pushing the girls and partners who were dancing. Nick left the stage area and told them in no uncertain terms to stop. After the gig the landlord pointed out that a couple of them were `waiting for us outside`. We pointed out that our drummer is a 6 5 heavily built welsh guy, and the bass player at the time was a serving Marine. Nick and I would be happy to clear up any mess afterwards. They`d gone by the time we loaded out.
So far no blows struck from either side in either band.
But we do have a gig booked in the Valleys in the autumn (drummers old haunt) where we will apparently need chicken wire. Lets see.
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I played a blues gig in Nantwich, where some guy had been drinking all day, and decided to get up on stage while I was mid-solo and started dancing. Fine I guess. Then he put his arm round me. Less OK, but I carried on. Then he decided since his left arm was around me, he needed to do something with his right hand. Down his trousers it went... I've not been back!
Even with pretty rowdy groups of lads there's often one who is a little more mature, the "come on guys, that's enough" type, often the designated driver.
Compared to the alcohol consumed and the number of dickheads in the world, real trouble is still surprisingly rare tbh.