Parents with teenagers when do you get to do “it”

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jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12258
just wondering really, our house has paper thin walls, luckily we are both in in the day on Mondays so Monday is now Funday. It would not happen at all if we didn’t have that, I’m not even joking..
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15476
    not sure there's ever a right time to do ''it'' with them, unless they're someone else's teenagers. 

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 12255
    Just forget it much easier.  These days I would probably pull a muscle anyway, get a kindle.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    Have you never heard of ball-gags?
    Muffles all the screaming and grunting.
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  • KeikoKeiko Frets: 962
    gross. you shouldn't even kiss once you're over 30.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    Josef Fritzl had to build an elaborate dungeon so he could have sex with teenagers.
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 31368
    Keiko said:
    gross. you shouldn't even kiss once you're over 30.
    He didn't say he was over 30. :)
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8599
    edited July 2019
    In a hotel room. Of course the wife's not best pleased  when I get home.
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.

    I've always wondered how they keep it secret from their 6 and 9 year old girls.
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  • fastonebazfastonebaz Frets: 4065
    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.

    I've always wondered how they keep it secret from their 6 and 9 year old girls.
    You promised me you'd never tell anyone. 
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  • HHwarnerHHwarner Frets: 137
    edited July 2019
    Just pretend they are not there. Then when they are old enough they will "WANT" to move out!!!!! Mine is in his 20's now and has moved his girlfriend in. We deliberately walk about naked and go about our business as if we lived alone in the hope they are so disgusted they will find their own place ;-) 
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  • FelineGuitarsFelineGuitars Frets: 11496
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    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.

    I've always wondered how they keep it secret from their 6 and 9 year old girls.
    Sure beats the "naughty step"

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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.

    I've always wondered how they keep it secret from their 6 and 9 year old girls.
    Sure beats the "naughty step"
    They have an electric fucking machine.
    I think the naughty step is somehow involved in it though.
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  • PhilW1PhilW1 Frets: 941
    Very, very early in the morning!
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8599
    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.


    I think most blokes on a guitar forum would consider that a terrible waste of a basement.
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    Kilgore said:
    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.


    I think most blokes on a guitar forum would consider that a terrible waste of a basement.
    I would agree if I hadn't seen his missus naked.
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8599
    octatonic said:
    Kilgore said:
    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.


    I think most blokes on a guitar forum would consider that a terrible waste of a basement.
    I would agree if I hadn't seen his missus naked.
    I've heard about those kinds of "parties" . My invite always seems to get lost in the post.
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12258
    Sassafras said:
    Have you never heard of ball-gags?
    Muffles all the screaming and grunting.
    I found they made my teeth hurt
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  • RaymondLinRaymondLin Frets: 11811
    In front of them?

    Sex Ed at home.
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  • GrumpyrockerGrumpyrocker Frets: 4118
    I work from home. My wife often works from home, and has Friday's off. 

    School holidays are tricky though.

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  • I've been with MrsLostSon 20+ years, we have two daughters. 
    I usually get"it" in the shower... On my own. Its like I'M a teenager again. 
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