Why did Axl Rose rewrite "Anything Goes" for Appetite for Destruction? Well...

goldtop

glad you asked ... It turns out that he was kidnapped by John Gotti's henchmen just as Rose was beating up and about to rape the daughter of The Monkees' Mickey Dolenz - this at the observatory where Rebel Without A Cause was filmed. Anyway, it was all a case of bad comms and mistaken identity, because the goons had expected her companion to be the son of another mafia family; a family they were fighting over secret stakes in Columbia Films, owners of the royalty rights to ... The Monkees back catalogue. Now, when the goons realised their mistake - a mistake that had saved Ami Dolenz from rape - they dumped the high/drunk Mr Rose at a flophouse in LA. Not just any flophouse, as it happens, but one that was a refuge for Hollywood transvestites. GnR came to collect him the next morning, and he was very happy having had the shag of his life (three orgasms). He was convinced that this was with Ami Dolenz and it inspired him to rewrite Anything Goes.

So when you listen to those oh-so-romantic lyrics, try to see it from a drunk/high Axl Rose perspective:

• My way, your way
• Anything goes tonight
• My way, your way
• Anything goes

• Panties round your knees
• With your ass in debris
• Doing that grind
• With a push and a squeeze
• Tied up, tied down
• Up against the wall
• Be my rubbermade baby
• And we can do it all

See here: https://medium.com/@TheHimmmm/anything-went-a-himmmm-blind-item-story-c2dfb06f2380

ftumch

Wow!

JerkMoans

If that is even half true, it’s the stuff of a Tarantino picture.

Blaendulais

What a complete cunt Axl Rose is

Funkfingers

Truly, he is One In A Million. 

Perrygoround

I am assuming this is a fiction narrative and nothing more...

Sassafras

That's one of the most boring articles I've ever read.
Whoever wrote it loves the sound of his own voice.
FWIW I've always thought Axl Rose was a complete cunt irrespective of this story.

JerkMoans

I expect something similar inspired Philip Larkin to write The Whitsun Weddings.

victorludorum

I always that 'her ass was in the breeze'

goldtop

Perrygoround said:

I am assuming this is a fiction narrative and nothing more...

Actually...

goldtop

victorludorum said:

I always that 'her ass was in the breeze'

Could be worse; if I squint a bit and the wind's in the right direction I hear "her ass needed Febreze".

Nunogilberto

Surely I can’t be the only one wondering if there’s anything potentially libellous in this thread?

jdgm

Axl Rose has always been an.....

anagram of oral sex.

Sassafras

jdgm said:

Axl Rose has always been an.....

anagram of oral sex.

real sox?
ex solar?

JerkMoans

Sassafras said:

jdgm said:

Axl Rose has always been an.....

anagram of oral sex.

real sox?
ex solar?

After the above tale, ‘Lax Sore’?