The FB hair growing contest

MagicPigDetective

Given the barbers in an unnecessary social contact, how about seeing which FBoarder can grow the biggest mop over this time? Before, during and after pics? At the end, scores out of ten for length and style/wildness? 

Caffeine_Vampire

I’m bowing out to give the rest of you a chance. 

MagicPigDetective

Caffeine_Vampire said:

I’m bowing out to give the rest of you a chance. 

Scores given for home made botch cuts. 

stimpsonslostson

I can’t grow hair on my scalp... could do a beard grow though. 

Clean shaven in the morning & see how big a beard I have by the time we’re back in civilisation. 

MagicPigDetective

stimpsonslostson said:

I can’t grow hair on my scalp... could do a beard grow though. 

Clean shaven in the morning & see how big a beard I have by the time we’re back in civilisation. 

Beards count. Your in. 

Zoolooter

That’s a tough ask, most folk on here seem to be retired. Longest comb-over?

beed84

I have shit hair. Happy to grow out the beard instead.

MagicPigDetective

Beards and taches included.

It’s all about the transition, before and after. 

MagicPigDetective

Ok I’ll lead by example. Here’s a selfie of me two days ago. Note that my hair is now at the stage where I would usually be looking for my grade 3 side and good trim on top cut.

 My worry is my hair will look like those dudes in the mid 60’s, who grew their hair no matter how shit it looked! I have clippers if it gets too much.

breakstuff

I'm in. My hair grows really slowly, but got a couple of weeks beard growth to go with.

 

octatonic

I'm in.
This is the photo I would send to your sister when I am talking to her on Tinder.

Philly_Q

It's a good idea, this could be the longest time I've gone without a haircut for about 25 years (although at one point in my youth I didn't get it cut at all for 4 or 5 years).

But I'm not playing, I don't like pictures of myself.

fastonebaz

I've been cutting my own hair for years so I'm out. 

Sassafras

What's a 'barber'?

Emp_Fab

Don't beards increase the risk of getting ill ?  I read somewhere about ambulance crews shaving them off ?

WiresDreamDisasters

Damn. I lost.

boogieman

Ain’t happening. I’m folically challenged on top: if I let my hair grow for more than a few weeks I look like Max Wall. Plus I’ve already got a beard. 

Stevepage

If my barber won't cut it, i'll just shave it all off then grow it back when this crap blows over.

zepp76

octatonic said:

I'm in.
This is the photo I would send to your sister when I am talking to her on Tinder.

You are Rob Chapman and ICM £5

MagicPigDetective

I assume no fretboarder will decide to grow their hair/beard just cos of this silly thread I came up after a bottle of wine last night! But if you are anyway, well it’s a bit of fun to compare. Nice to put some names to faces too. And I didn’t consider the inclusion of the follicaly challenged, oops. 

TTony

zepp76 said:

octatonic said:

You are Rob Chapman and ICM £5

That's the nicest thing he's been called in quite a while