New BBQ experiment.

fretmeister

Can only go well.

mart

What was that - a scorpion?

fastonebaz

Where is Sigourney when you need her? 

Dominic

Only a complete bastard would cook Elephant cheek complete with the Trunk.......they're an endangered species
........either that or you're a Viking and that's the Blood Eagle

Kittyfrisk

You vegans & your jokes...

Moominpapa

H.R. Giger cookbook, eh?

Cranky

That's wild, what is it?

You're getting ready for a full blown pandemic, aren't you?

ArchtopDave

mart said:

What was that - a scorpion?

It’s pregnant, and about to give birth. I’d run now.........

Dominic

Got it..........it's an Octopus/Anteater hybrid 

Nitefly

Jasus wept - is that next door's cat?!

Hattigol

The very clear message from this thread is........don't f**k with @fretmeister ;

Grumpyrocker

Surprised so few people in this thread have seen Alien. 

fretmeister

Grumpyrocker said:

Surprised so few people in this thread have seen Alien. 

I put it on a USA BBQ group as well.

They were genuinely asking if it was iguana, or the removed tail of a goat.

It's not even meat. It was created by the Stan Winston team for a laugh, as far as I can tell.

fretmeister

mart said:

What was that - a scorpion?

Immature Xenomorph.

Sassafras

Look out! It's got a knife!

chillidoggy

Mmmm, it looks delicious. Can't wait to get my face buried in it.

Springywheel

They mostly come out at night...mostly 

Kalimna

How well should it be cooked? Nuked from orbit, only way to be sure.

phil_b

I tried something similar but it gave me a little acid