When we're history

Cranky

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/18/huge-cat-found-etched-desert-nazca-lines-peru

This kind of stuff fascinates me.  In 1000 years, when "posthistoric" sharks are swimming through the tunnels that were once the NYC subway, the Amsterdam metro, and the London tube, what are they going to be saying about us?

Bridgehouse

"They put Bigsbys on Les Pauls?? No wonder they died out."

VimFuego

that we could never agree who was better, hammett or hetfield? 

EDIT: now I think about it, you're not referring to us when you say us, but a generic us. Cos we'll still be here, arguing the toss about things we have no control over. Except siraxeman, he'll still be in the cooler in 1000 years time. 

kaypeejay

They used to talk about cabin filters but they didn’t know what they were!

tone1

I like bringing shells home from the beach and sticking them in my garden....I imagine the Scientists in the future completely baffled by sea life on Dartmoor   

EricTheWeary

tone1 said:

I like bringing shells home from the beach and sticking them in my garden....I imagine the Scientists in the future completely baffled by sea life on Dartmoor   

The remains of the Sea Life centre in Birmingham will really play with their minds then! 

Long before we get to 1000 years it’ll be WTF were they thinking with all those cars? 

Kittyfrisk

They'll probably think,  "what a bunch of fuckwits that couldn't spot a 2,000 year old 37 metre geoglyph artwork in an area renowned for big fucking geoglyph artworks ".

mudslide73

Sharks will probably still be looking for Chief Brody and Mr Hooper to avenge the death of their lord in 1975, not knowing it was just a bad robot in a work of fiction. 

Dominic

They didn't take that Covid 19 seriously.

Kilgore

After the collapse of civilisation and the next Dark Age a new global religion will emerge from the remnants of a bizarre insignificant cult:

"... behold, the Prophet was born unto a lowly builder. The birds of the sky did tweet with joy. His countenance was like the setting of the sun. God saw that he was a good Prophet, the best. And God was bigly pleased."

WiresDreamDisasters

Humanity will build spaceships bigger than continents are now, and will travel the world. The sharks can have Earth. We'll come back every now and then for a little nostalgia.

EDIT: By world ... I obviously mean Tring.

Stratavarious

Kittyfrisk said:

They'll probably think,  "what a bunch of fuckwits that couldn't spot a 2,000 year old 37 metre geoglyph artwork in an area renowned for big fucking geoglyph artworks ".

It was done by local kids for a funny youtube cat video..  that might be a lie.

Stratavarious

“They dug up and burned ALL of it!”

Sassafras

Sharks can't speak, can they?

fretmeister

1000 years?

I hope it's much sooner than that.

guitars4you

VAR was a crap idea

sinbaadi

They'll say we had it all and never knew how lucky we were.
Big yellow taxi and all that.

But at least they'll be grateful that we gave them Married At First Sight historical documents.

Jalapeno

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Humanity will build spaceships bigger than continents are now, and will travel the world. The sharks can have Earth. We'll come back every now and then for a little nostalgia.

EDIT: By world ... I obviously mean Tring.

Watch it Lefty !

You're talking about God's own country !

historyisjunk

Anyone else suspect that picture was done with a pressure washer?

PhilW1

Wow!! A katana mkI !! 

Rocker

How did Trump get elected President of the United States?