Alien Covenant, a new high for Pitch Meetings...

darthed1981

I'm a fan of Ryan George's pitch meetings anyway, but this one reached new levels of perfection...

Brio

Thats was brilliant. I'll be checking more out. Thanks.

Moominpapa

It was funny - but also reminded me of how bad Alien: Covenant was, so I felt sad.

digitalscream

"Homage"

Brilliant.

chillidoggy

What an annoying twat that bloke is. I just want to punch him.

digitalscream

chillidoggy said:

What an annoying twat that bloke is. I just want to punch him.

I think that's kind of the point

darthed1981

chillidoggy said:

What an annoying twat that bloke is. I just want to punch him.

You are Ridley Scott and ICM £5

Sassafras

I made it to 51 seconds before I got a headache.
Jesus, there's some annoyingly pointless stuff on Youtube.

Grumpyrocker

Nah. I like Alien Covenant. 

Philly_Q

Never seen this guy's videos before.  I ended up watching several of them.  

And then some stuff about why John Carter was a flop, and what's coming up in the MCU.  YouTube is a rabbit hole.

tanihhiavlt

Do you think Mark Bonano has seen this guy? Seems to be like a serious Homage to Mark and Zach's conversations. Ah who am I kidding, I listen to blues and jazz (the musical equivalents of China in intellectual property) -  it is brilliant

Philly_Q

I've become addicted.  I was up until 4am last night watching Pitch Meetings.

(Just one more then.... oh no, I've got to watch the one for The Happening.... etc.)

darthed1981

Philly_Q said:

I've become addicted.  I was up until 4am last night watching Pitch Meetings.

(Just one more then.... oh no, I've got to watch the one for The Happening.... etc.)

Yeah he has a knack of getting under the skin of films doesn't he?

Usually focuses on the stupid things about movies, which is why the AC one is so good, because the whole thing is amazingly stupid.

guitarmangler

darthed1981 said:

Philly_Q said:

I've become addicted.  I was up until 4am last night watching Pitch Meetings.

(Just one more then.... oh no, I've got to watch the one for The Happening.... etc.)

Yeah he has a knack of getting under the skin of films doesn't he?

Usually focuses on the stupid things about movies, which is why the AC one is so good, because the whole thing is amazingly stupid.

It’s super easy to get addicted , barely an inconvenience.

darthed1981

guitarmangler said:

darthed1981 said:

Philly_Q said:

I've become addicted.  I was up until 4am last night watching Pitch Meetings.

(Just one more then.... oh no, I've got to watch the one for The Happening.... etc.)

Yeah he has a knack of getting under the skin of films doesn't he?

Usually focuses on the stupid things about movies, which is why the AC one is so good, because the whole thing is amazingly stupid.

It’s super easy to get addicted , barely an inconvenience.

Getting addicted to web comedy shows is tight.

Philly_Q

guitarmangler said:

darthed1981 said:

Philly_Q said:

I've become addicted.  I was up until 4am last night watching Pitch Meetings.

(Just one more then.... oh no, I've got to watch the one for The Happening.... etc.)

Yeah he has a knack of getting under the skin of films doesn't he?

Usually focuses on the stupid things about movies, which is why the AC one is so good, because the whole thing is amazingly stupid.

It’s super easy to get addicted , barely an inconvenience.

Oh really?

TimmyO

However poor the Alien films are I find myself being very defensive of them - that video is funny though - pretty spot on 

guitarmangler

Philly_Q said:

guitarmangler said:

darthed1981 said:

Philly_Q said:

I've become addicted.  I was up until 4am last night watching Pitch Meetings.

(Just one more then.... oh no, I've got to watch the one for The Happening.... etc.)

Yeah he has a knack of getting under the skin of films doesn't he?

Usually focuses on the stupid things about movies, which is why the AC one is so good, because the whole thing is amazingly stupid.

It’s super easy to get addicted , barely an inconvenience.

Oh really?

Yeah yeah yeah. 

darthed1981

TimmyO said:

However poor the Alien films are I find myself being very defensive of them - that video is funny though - pretty spot on 

The first two are masterpieces, the third has its moments, the fourth has the underwater scene...

Since then, you have the first AvsP, which was dumb, the second, which is the worst film I've ever seen, and containing the most morally bankrupt scene ever filmed for a Hollywood movie.

In context of that stinker, Prometheus could have been worse, but Covenant is just deeply stupid.

TimmyO

darthed1981 said:

TimmyO said:

However poor the Alien films are I find myself being very defensive of them - that video is funny though - pretty spot on 

The first two are masterpieces, the third has its moments, the fourth has the underwater scene...

Since then, you have the first AvsP, which was dumb, the second, which is the worst film I've ever seen, and containing the most morally bankrupt scene ever filmed for a Hollywood movie.

In context of that stinker, Prometheus could have been worse, but Covenant is just deeply stupid.

AvP don't count as Alien movies - not seen Requiem but sounds like that's no loss 

axisus

As a fierce critic of illogical stuff in films, I loved that!

"An homage?" 
"Yes, an homage - that's where you press control C on your keyboard followed by control V"

So funny!