Had a bit of a domestic just now

WiresDreamDisasters

The wife is like, "I wanna watch something with you..." and she's watching 'The Circle' on Netflix.... so I'm like.... "you can fuckkkkk riiiighhtttt offfff!!!"

And she goes no no no no.... not this... something else....

So I tell her to put it in the Google Calendar.... and she said I never look at it, and then gets all huffy.

WTF IS THAT ABOUT?!

Freebird

Google is ruining your life!

WiresDreamDisasters

okagesamade!!

Cols

Women have an inordinate fondness for putting things on calendars, and become enraged beyond measure when other people don’t actually look at them.

Possibly yesterday evening was already marked up with “Watch (insert random TV show here) together”.

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Deadman

Women! You can't live with 'em......can ya?

Dominic

It's a little bit like your wife trying to give you a spontaneous loving kiss and hug and you asking her to book an appointment.
I can understand her chagrin.

Emp_Fab

tanihhiavlt

That, my friend, is the future!

I'm not ready to travel back in time to the cross-roads you're at, as I'm still undecided:

• gun, shovel, quicklime
• divorce papers
• apologise for "being an arse", watch some costume drama and import the calendar to my own appointments.

The Circle does look like bad TV though...

Reverend

I once had to watch 2 whole episodes of Friends with an ex. 

I'm still traumatised 

starwarsnosebleed

Ive probably sat through 1000’s of hours of Corrie, Eastenders, never-ending phone chats etc.. over the last 25 years of

But when i think about it Mrs Nosebleed has had to endure years of Doom, Grindcore, Jazz, punk , my guitar/bass playing, my depression and never ending pedal/gear obsession so i think it evens itself out in the end.

Drew, just watch the Circle if it makes her happy
  

axisus

The trouble with women is that they fail to understand that men's input can only cope with about two fifths of the words they speak. The wife may say that she's put something on the calendar but there's a 60% chance that the words just bounced off my head rather than going in my ear. 

They need to self-edit more

axisus

The Mrs and I rarely watch the same thing, we have totally different tastes on viewing, plus she watches vastly more TV that I do. The rule in our house is never watch anything that Mrs A has seen before as there is a 90% chance she will ruin it with some phrase like "is this the film where he falls off the plane and dies at the end". My kids can corroborate this info.

I was telling my son that he had to watch Charade, a very entertaining thriller from the 60s, the Mrs overheard and said ONE WORD that ruined the film, giving away the ending! I was pretty annoyed!

WiresDreamDisasters

I forgot about this.

We watched half of what she wanted to watch, and both fell asleep.

Jalapeno

I sit throung the following for a quiet life ....

Location, Location, Location

Love it or List it

24hrs in A&E

and one I enjoy because it's very funny - Gogglebox

drofluf

I'm not allowed to watch anything with my wife that I "won't like" I suspect this is due to my insightful analysis with such gems as "I want a refund on my licence fee for this drivel" or "this is the pilot episode that never got off the ground?".

RaymondLin

Am I the only one who saw that as

wife - I want to spend some time with you
husband - book it through my secretary
wife - I hate your secretary

rogd

Rumpy pumpy is a good alternative!

Wazmeister

My Dad said to me once...

"...don't act like a prick, unless you want to be treated like one..."

Just sayin'

ToneControl

Jalapeno said:

I sit throung the following for a quiet life ....

Location, Location, Location

Love it or List it

24hrs in A&E

and one I enjoy because it's very funny - Gogglebox

same here
plus
Homes under the hammer,
Home in the sun,
George the architect's shows,
First Dates
That Ginger Irish Lady doing the Virtual 3D house and garden upgrades

WiresDreamDisasters

Wazmeister said:

My Dad said to me once...

"...don't act like a prick, unless you want to be treated like one..."

Just sayin'

The missus said shut the fuck up. Not my words!

McSwaggerty

Women are Mental. 
Full stop.