Things that DON'T do what they say on the Tin

sev112

Tuning pegs ?

AlexC

Neill said:

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, Boris Johnson should be top of this list.

Eh? He's a complete 'what you see is what you get' thing. A misogynistic, egotistical Etonian who promised to railroad Brexit along come hell or high water. And that's what he's done and who is. That's what the majority of people voted for.

AlexC

CDs with Now That's What I Call Music in the title.

Most of its not what I call music.

thecolourbox

Neill said:

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, Boris Johnson should be top of this list.

What did it say on his tin then?

LastMantra

Glue for sure but any chemical type thing. Weedkiller is another, outdoor wood preserver, paint, oil, anything like that.

rze99

thecolourbox said:

Neill said:

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, Boris Johnson should be top of this list.

What did it say on his tin then?

Tin=bus. 

Brexit - £350 million a week money going the NHS. 

Liar.  

thecolourbox

I'd also like to nominate this fella



Tintin in't in a Tin, nor does he tin stuff. I did have a Tintin tin when I was younger, Tintin was on the Tintin Tin but Tintin was never in the Tintin tin

thecolourbox

rze99 said:

thecolourbox said:

Neill said:

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, Boris Johnson should be top of this list.

What did it say on his tin then?

Tin=bus. 

Brexit - £350 million a week money going the NHS. 

Liar.  

But if a known sycophantic lying toad offered you a tin of baked beans that he has written the words "baked beans" on in crayon, would you put them on your toast?

mrkb

Bridgehouse said:

mgaw said:

my wife

Your wife came in a tin?

That’s a very specialist video- you must have been on the dark web.

Rob1742

Silver discs that look like eyes that you hang over ponds to scare away the heron.
£25 a disc, £75 down the drain and 120 fish still taken by the heron 

Blaendulais

Viagra or have i got a bent dealer

JezWynd

In spite of the guys on the label being in full drag it did nothing for me.

Zoolooter

Winny_Pooh said:

Finding a decent can opener

+1 Drives me Absolutely mad. I rarely use one but seem to replace it every three months.

stonevibe

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fffa192de-0f06-11ea-96fb-8041210fa214.jpg?crop=3628%2C2041%2C142%2C532&resize=1180

merlin

Philly_Q said:

A bit historically redundant, but those acoustic hood things on public telephones.

I can remember phoning home from Euston station, not being able to hear a word from the other end and thinking some scamming bastard has made a fortune selling these things and they don't work at all.

And they're not even rain-proof. 

thecolourbox

mrkb said:

Bridgehouse said:

mgaw said:

my wife

Your wife came in a tin?

That’s a very specialist video- you must have been on the dark web.

I wonder if it used the OP's anti kink hose

Kittyfrisk

The A.D.E. 651, GT200 & Alpha 6 'explosives detectors'.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29459896

Corrupt, scamming bastards.

Neill

AlexC said:

Neill said:

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, Boris Johnson should be top of this list.

Eh? He's a complete 'what you see is what you get' thing. A misogynistic, egotistical Etonian who promised to railroad Brexit along come hell or high water. And that's what he's done and who is. That's what the majority of people voted for.

A few examples of why he is most definitely the opposite of wysiwyg.

He promised to get Brexit done "do or die" by the 31st of October - he didn't.

He promised not to prorogue parliament, he did.

He promised to build 40 new hospitals during the life of this government - he won't.

He promised to "lie down in front of the bulldozers" to stop the Heathrow airport expansion - you get the general idea with this....

I could, sadly, go on, and on.  The man is a liar, a charlatan, a fraud.  He conned the British public to vote to leave Europe, there's no doubt about that.  How many of those coastal fishing towns would have voted for Brexit if they had known what an insipid deal they were going to get?  After being told that they would be "taking back control" of our fishing grounds.

joeyowen

Any screen protector for curved screens.  They do not stay on.

thecolourbox

Neill said:

AlexC said:

Neill said:

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, Boris Johnson should be top of this list.

Eh? He's a complete 'what you see is what you get' thing. A misogynistic, egotistical Etonian who promised to railroad Brexit along come hell or high water. And that's what he's done and who is. That's what the majority of people voted for.

A few examples of why he is most definitely the opposite of wysiwyg.

He promised to get Brexit done "do or die" by the 31st of October - he didn't.

He promised not to prorogue parliament, he did.

He promised to build 40 new hospitals during the life of this government - he won't.

He promised to "lie down in front of the bulldozers" to stop the Heathrow airport expansion - you get the general idea with this....

I could, sadly, go on, and on.  The man is a liar, a charlatan, a fraud.  He conned the British public to vote to leave Europe, there's no doubt about that.  How many of those coastal fishing towns would have voted for Brexit if they had known what an insipid deal they were going to get?  After being told that they would be "taking back control" of our fishing grounds.

But all of those things were already irrelevant as he was known to be a liar and a sycophant well before these things, he has been exactly as he has always been