Facial Judgements

Sambostar

And another thing.

My Step son has loads of facial tattoos.  Honestly I can't say I never really noticed.  He is the sweetest kid in the world.  He says now it's affecting his work prospects.  People always commented on my Alex Ferguson nose, which mostly was due to sunburn in December, so as a Ginger I conformed to type and became alcohol dependant.  Do people not look each other in the eye anymore?  What is the problem?  They got a polio vaccine, but no one has ever had worms? and now AIDS doesn't even exist anymore.  I think this is very dangerous ground that we tread.

TeleMaster

AIDS exists. 

Sambostar

Absolutely.  Tell it to the step daughter, I'm not having a third hand bath, don't know where she's been.  Might get pregnant.  They'll all be ok taking 30 drugs everyday.   It does my head in.  Darwinism.  Large microwave ovens.  Spectator sports involving large microwave ovens.  Anyway, I take a lot and don't contribute much so I can't talk.  I think if the drummer is in the same band, sod the rest.  Drummers are under rated.  Drummers are the music.  Drummers are the band.

LooseMoose

What the hell was in my coffee this morning...

breakstuff

Sambostar said:

Absolutely.  Tell it to the step daughter, I'm not having a third hand bath, don't know where she's been.  Might get pregnant.  They'll all be ok taking 30 drugs everyday.   It does my head in.  Darwinism.  Large microwave ovens.  Spectator sports involving large microwave ovens.  Anyway, I take a lot and don't contribute much so I can't talk.  I think if the drummer is in the same band, sod the rest.  Drummers are under rated.  Drummers are the music.  Drummers are the band.

Is this a John Cooper Clarke poem?

underdog

Sambostar said:

Absolutely.  Tell it to the step daughter, I'm not having a third hand bath, don't know where she's been.  Might get pregnant.  They'll all be ok taking 30 drugs everyday.   It does my head in.  Darwinism.  Large microwave ovens.  Spectator sports involving large microwave ovens.  Anyway, I take a lot and don't contribute much so I can't talk.  I think if the drummer is in the same band, sod the rest.  Drummers are under rated.  Drummers are the music.  Drummers are the band.

Park life?

Sambostar

Y'all weird.

Funkfingers

The magical mushrooming tour is dying to take you away.
Take you today.

Springywheel

Sounds like a Hunter s Thompson character

strumjoughlamps

Springywheel said:

Sounds like a Hunter s Thompson character

The dude from Gladiators who shagged Ulrikakakakaaa??

ToneControl

Sambostar said:

Absolutely.  Tell it to the step daughter, I'm not having a third hand bath, don't know where she's been.  Might get pregnant.  They'll all be ok taking 30 drugs everyday.   It does my head in.  Darwinism.  Large microwave ovens.  Spectator sports involving large microwave ovens.  Anyway, I take a lot and don't contribute much so I can't talk.  I think if the drummer is in the same band, sod the rest.  Drummers are under rated.  Drummers are the music.  Drummers are the band.

nice to have you back, I like the flow of consciousness approach

Dominic

Sambostar said:

Absolutely.  Tell it to the step daughter, I'm not having a third hand bath, don't know where she's been.  Might get pregnant.  They'll all be ok taking 30 drugs everyday.   It does my head in.  Darwinism.  Large microwave ovens.  Spectator sports involving large microwave ovens.  Anyway, I take a lot and don't contribute much so I can't talk.  I think if the drummer is in the same band, sod the rest.  Drummers are under rated.  Drummers are the music.  Drummers are the band.

I can answer that ;
Biafra Famine .Washing machines not exceeding 1200 cycles per second.Wilting Geraniums.Neopolitan Cartesian duallism .
G5 Emissions .20 mouthwatering recipes for Aubergines . Effects of Cholera upon social movement in the 17th Century .
 Too many violins in a Symphony Orchestra . Thai Curry versus Indian Curry .Shops that have notices in the window saying "Only 2 School children at a time " . Admirals Cup .

Now you're talking my kind of Non-Sequiter.

Dominic

The Random music Videos were easier ............oh, and Rabies in Chipmunks.

Hattigol

Sambostar said:

And another thing.

My Step son has loads of facial tattoos.  Honestly I can't say I never really noticed.  He is the sweetest kid in the world.  He says now it's affecting his work prospects.  People always commented on my Alex Ferguson nose, which mostly was due to sunburn in December, so as a Ginger I conformed to type and became alcohol dependant.  Do people not look each other in the eye anymore?  What is the problem?  They got a polio vaccine, but no one has ever had worms? and now AIDS doesn't even exist anymore.  I think this is very dangerous ground that we tread.

I think Ian Brown has taken over your account, chap...

Sassafras

I can't believe facial tattoos could affect your employment prospects. You'd think employers would welcome people with heavily tattooed faces.

Gassage

Dominic said:

Sambostar said:

Absolutely.  Tell it to the step daughter, I'm not having a third hand bath, don't know where she's been.  Might get pregnant.  They'll all be ok taking 30 drugs everyday.   It does my head in.  Darwinism.  Large microwave ovens.  Spectator sports involving large microwave ovens.  Anyway, I take a lot and don't contribute much so I can't talk.  I think if the drummer is in the same band, sod the rest.  Drummers are under rated.  Drummers are the music.  Drummers are the band.

I can answer that ;
Biafra Famine .Washing machines not exceeding 1200 cycles per second.Wilting Geraniums.Neopolitan Cartesian duallism .
G5 Emissions .20 mouthwatering recipes for Aubergines . Effects of Cholera upon social movement in the 17th Century .
 Too many violins in a Symphony Orchestra . Thai Curry versus Indian Curry .Shops that have notices in the window saying "Only 2 School children at a time " . Admirals Cup .

"It's the End of the World and we know it....It's the End of the World and we know it...."

Funkfingers

Sambostar said:

I'm not having a third hand bath

Upon rereading, I am not sure whether this phrase means:
1) that you object to being the fourth person to use the same water (in an old-fashioned family tin bath kind of way).
2) that you object to somebody else's hand sharing a bath with you.

chillidoggy

Sambostar: The welcome return of the voice of reason.