The (AI) image thread; current theme: "Father of the Year award"

Keiko

Just let me staple the vicar?
Eton trifles?

drofluf

“Excuse me while I kiss this guy”

Sporky

I've added the misheard version under each lyric for mine. 

And here's The Police, with "Sue Lawley". 

 

Kittyfrisk

I have had to give up on Bohemian Rhapsody "Spare him his life from these pork sausages'.
The AI has a thing about Freddie Mercury, sausages & alleged terms infringements... go figure.

Jonathangus

Footloose

Pet Goose

Picked a fight with a moose

Cheese

Stiff breeze

Watch out, there are ten bees

Sporky

Inspired by Kittyfrisk...

 
(Spare him his life from this warm sausage tea) 

Sporky

Woah! This chef is on fire!

 

Shrews

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Teetonetal

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Shrews

Well you can do anything, but lay off of my Bruce Wayne shoes

Kurtis

That reminds me of...is this the cat that chewed your new shoes? 

Keiko

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Keiko

"I can't believe you kiss your... at night"

Emp_Fab

Let's face it...  Most of us are just plagiarising Peter Kay's routine.   

merlin

My brother's first girlfriend mis-heard "Bad brain" from The Ramones album "Road to Ruin". Where Joey sings "bad, bad brain" she heard, "Batman's friend"

Shrews

"Dancing queen, feel the beat from The Tangerines. Oh Yeah!"

Emp_Fab

.....in the desert, you can't remember your name.

Shrews

Don't make the Crowman cry 

(Start Me Up!)

Sporky

Post! Vote! Or make me break a tie again!

Sporky

Jonathangus said:

Footloose

Pet Goose

Picked a fight with a moose

Cheese

Stiff breeze

Watch out, there are ten bees

@Jonathangus wins. Time for a new theme!