Pain

Axe_meister

Just had a local anaesthetic injected straight into my tongue, before having an abscess drained.
I have never experienced anything as painful before.

nero1701

Well..imagine now without the local..

nero1701

However, gret time to practice the Chris Eubank routine.

darthed1981

Terrifies me thinking of the time before anaesthetic...

That scene from Master and Commander...

Devil#20

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

robgilmo

Or stood on a lego?

darthed1981

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

robgilmo

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

It depends on how eager you are to get your zipper up.

Devil#20

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

You usually have anaesthetic with an amputation though. Trapping your willy in a zip isn't a planned medical procedure.

I remember during a school swimming lesson once when we were all getting changed back into uniform when an almighty blood curdling scream came from the toilets at the end. We all peered over the locker doors lining both sides of the pool to see wtf was going on to see the teachers and pool attendant rushing into the toilets at the far end.

Seemed ages until a stretcher and a couple of paramedics arrived. Few minutes later they appeared with Tommo lying on his back on the stretcher and they carried him past all the cubicles with his knob pointing skyward and well and truly integral with his trouser zip. He just had his hands up limply as he softly whimpered whilst carried the whole length down our side of the pool. When the door shut at the other end we all started pissing ourselves laughing. He got the nickname oddball after that after Donald Sutherland's tank driver character. He wasn't popular. It was great. 

Emp_Fab

Worst pain I've ever experienced is when my L5/S1 disc ruptured in my spine and the ambulance crew were trying to get me onto a spine board.  Only time in my life I've screamed.

Also having a nurse trying and failing to get an arterial blood test by repeatedly pushing a needle deep into my wrist.  That wasn't fun.

darthed1981

Devil#20 said:

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

You usually have anaesthetic with an amputation though. Trapping your willy in a zip isn't a planned medical procedure.

context - I thought you were replying to my post about the olde-worlde amputations without sleepy juice.

Devil#20

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

You usually have anaesthetic with an amputation though. Trapping your willy in a zip isn't a planned medical procedure.

context - I thought you were replying to my post about the olde-worlde amputations without sleepy juice.

Ah no. Sorry. Didn't see that. Didn't they feed you half a bottle of Scotch first though. 

darthed1981

Devil#20 said:

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

You usually have anaesthetic with an amputation though. Trapping your willy in a zip isn't a planned medical procedure.

context - I thought you were replying to my post about the olde-worlde amputations without sleepy juice.

Ah no. Sorry. Didn't see that. Didn't they feed you half a bottle of Scotch first though. 

In Master and Commander, they give the kid midshipman some laudanum, but still, ouch...

darthed1981

NB: Master and Commander is an amazing film.

Rocker

A kidney stone is not a pleasant experience believe you me.   Or shingles. 

tony99

Scratched me knackers once after chopping chillies; forgot to wash me mitts like.

The SAS would fold against such odds.

snowblind

Liver biopsy. They stick a knitting needle with teeth into you and pull out a slice of your internal organ. Doesn't hurt they said.
They lied. 

There are worse things I'm sure but I'm happy to avoid them.

VimFuego

pfft, that's nothing. I was once swallowed alive by a sarlacc where I found a new definition of pain and suffering as I was slowly digested over a thousand years. Not gonna lie, stung a bit, but a couple of paracetamol and I was back at work a few hours later.  

Dannic

As a bloke myself, I can sympathise with all the examples given above, however I’m led to believe that childbirth can smart a bit. 

ICBM

Proper trousers have button flies. I won’t wear anything else .

Breaking your elbow in two places including shattering the end of one of the bones when you fall over running to stop a traffic warden putting a ticket on your car hurts a lot.

But a burst appendix at the age of fourteen tops the list for me… I still haven’t quite forgotten what that felt like, and it was more than forty years ago now.

Kurtis

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

darthed1981 said:

Devil#20 said:

So you've never caught your knob in your zip then?

  Yup, not quite an amputation though is it?

You usually have anaesthetic with an amputation though. Trapping your willy in a zip isn't a planned medical procedure.

context - I thought you were replying to my post about the olde-worlde amputations without sleepy juice.

Ah no. Sorry. Didn't see that. Didn't they feed you half a bottle of Scotch first though. 

In Master and Commander, they give the kid midshipman some laudanum, but still, ouch...

It's funny that we've known about opium for thousands of years, but for a long time, in the west at least, people thought that pain was an essential part of the healing process.

I suppose there wasn't a lot of opium in Britain historically.