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Apart from this one! In junior school, aged about 8 or 9, we had to think up a joke and I made up this one, so if you've ever heard it, then that really is mine (circa 1974)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road and come back again?
- Because its braces got stuck in the lampost
Boom! Boom!
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
Did you sign off "Article 13" by any chance @tyger
Here's one: My dog has no nose!..............I can't tell you the rest due to Health and Safety Regulations
Anybody know if he's still trying to get his song right all these years later? Hehe
https://youtu.be/R8Cl0FQBjqo
How does it smell?
Purple!
My wife asked me to stop posting clickbait.
My reply will amaze you!
I'm not some sort of drug-taking alcoholic git.
I'm just a git.
The other night in bed, my wife suddenly told me that I was the most unromantic man she had ever met.
I was so amazed, I nearly dropped my kazoo.
I'm not some sort of drug-taking alcoholic git.
I'm just a git.