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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28280
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    TheMarlin said:
    Made me chuckle
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5594
    axisus said:
    TheMarlin said:
    Made me chuckle
    I can just imagine the dialogue between the sheets:

    "To me a bit, to you, to me, to you a bit"

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827
    Robbie Williams said he's no longer cleaning his hands antibacterial wipes.

    He's loving hand gel instead.


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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12313
    A guy is in a car accident and wakes up in hospital. He discovers to his horror that his cock has been amputated in the crash. A doctor  comes in to talk to him. 

    ”Ah Mr Smith I see you’re awake. It must be a bit of a shock to realise what’s happened but don’t worry too much. You’re entitled to £10,000 compensation from the chap who caused the accident and we have a brilliant plastic surgeon on the team who can rebuild your penis for £1000 an inch.” 

    Mr Smith immediately says he’ll use the whole lot for the operation, but the doctor urges him to discuss things with his wife when she visits. 

    “She might feel uncomfortable or threatened by such a huge size. I’ll come back later to hear what you’ve decided”

    The next day he visits the Smiths. 

    ”So what are you going for?”

    ”A new kitchen apparently ”. 


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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5594
    Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.

    His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.

    He asks for 2 independant witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

    When all is ready he begins to speak:

    "My son Seamus, i want you to take the houses in Cultra."

    "My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone road."

    "My son Patrick Junior, i want you to take the offices in the city centre."

    "Bridget my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road.

    The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife "Mrs O'Shaughnessy , my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..

    "Property?", his wife replies. "It's the bastard's window cleaning round."

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827
    For my birthday, my wife paid for a star to be named after me.

    From now on, Leonardo DiCaprio will be known as Colin Ramsbottom.
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    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4510
    George and Mildred.  That's target market 
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1509
    May be a cartoon of 1 person and text that says IM GLAD YOURE HERE TAKE THESE AND ILL SEARCH FOR THE WIFE FUINKY POSTINGS
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5594

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

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