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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7744
    JerkMoans said:
    TheMarlin said:
    Man, that's pretty grim.
    I dunno.  Have you ever tried Retsina?
    Not really a spirits person.....Certainly not going anywhere near it if it's a bit pissy.
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7744
    I find this hilarious. It’s got to be fake, right?  No one is really that dumb...right?

    https://youtu.be/Fkqg6HE888A
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  • BigBearKrisBigBearKris Frets: 1747
    TheMarlin said:
    I find this hilarious. It’s got to be fake, right?  No one is really that dumb...right?

    https://youtu.be/Fkqg6HE888A
    Fake - There's quite a few movies with that couple. She just plays thick so well.
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6595
    edited May 2018
    TheMarlin said:
    I find this hilarious. It’s got to be fake, right?  No one is really that dumb...right?
    This is a joke, they do a few similar one's. They're funny and having a laugh, innit! 




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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6084
    merlin said:
    @JerkMoans . My brother returned home from a trip to India with a few copies of this delightful book. He gave one to me (these are pics of the front and rear covers, taken just now) and another ended up on the table of books in our cousin's GP practice waiting room....




    Urine the mood for love?
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • ClashmanClashman Frets: 175
    Funny Poem and Poet ..


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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7671

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    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827
    Vincent Price was taller than Alan Price, and Alan Price is heavier than Katie Price.

    I found all this out on a price comparison website.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3301
    edited May 2018
    No jokes here but something that amused me.

    My wife after a friend's gig last night talking to the band and discussing the merits of a Kemper system Vs a Marshall Stack, which were the individual set-ups for the 2 respective guitarists. WTF???

    Oh, and the singer during his banter with the crowd telling the audience that he's never seen someone with so many guitars - he was referring to the bassist who has over 70, mainly basses. The bassist's wife was in the audience and knew he had a lot, possibly around the 40 mark, but was stunned at this revelation. OOPS..err..I wouldn't want to be in that household this morning, but we've all been there.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24209
    edited May 2018
    Watch this....  Don’t argue, just watch it.

    Your loss if you don’t...

    Oh...  it’s definitely not safe for work!


      

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8&app=desktop&persist_app=1

    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • MoominpapaMoominpapa Frets: 1649
    @Emp_Fab ;  Thanks for that - crying with laughter pretty much all the way through.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24209
    I nearly spoiled myself when he described what the guy did when they announced they were leaving!  ;)
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8775
    Emp_Fab said:
    Watch this....  Don’t argue, just watch it.

    Your loss if you don’t...

    Oh...  it’s definitely not safe for work!


      

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8&app=desktop&persist_app=1

    Coffee out of nose. Several times.
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24578
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Sometime in the future ..



    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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