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Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7670
I miss Sporky, can you fetch him back ?
"I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • No, he'll come back in his own time. :P
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    Put some giant killer robot parts and lasers near the door to lure him back in
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  • TTonyTTony Frets: 27342
    He never really existed.

    We thought him into being through our collective desire to have a "Sporky" amongst us.  Probably because of all the benefits that a Sporky can bring.

    Then, one day, we forgot to want him enough, and, he was gone.

    However, if enough of us want a Sporky enough, and really concentrate on wanting one, we might be able to think another one into being.  Might even look, sound and smell like the old one.

    Or might not.
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 23906
    I have his phone number.

    Shall I spam him?
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13564
    he's already here     ;)
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    I do believe in Sporky! I do, I do!
    My V key is broken
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  • johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
    TTony;82974" said:
    He never really existed.

    We thought him into being through our collective desire to have a "Sporky" amongst us.  Probably because of all the benefits that a Sporky can bring.

    Then, one day, we forgot to want him enough, and, he was gone.

    However, if enough of us want a Sporky enough, and really concentrate on wanting one, we might be able to think another one into being.  Might even look, sound and smell like the old one.

    Or might not.
    You can tell it is Panto season.  :D You could get a job as a Panto narrator with speil like that.

    Mind and not tell people about Jesus crying, fairies and kittens being killed if they masturbate.

    You don't think that is why he popped out of existence what with most of us (OK all) being a bunch of naughty wankers?
    ;)
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    I'm more concerned about where Drew has gone.


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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33725
    Paul, why don't you impersonate him for a bit?
    I'll get you a tiara.
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  • Had an email from him earlier (with some good news, but that's not mine to hand out)...he's enjoying taking a bit of a break, so he's going to be away for a while longer I'm afraid. Sorry guys...
    <space for hire>
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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 23906
    He's pregnant? I wonder what a baby spork looks like. A bit like a cake fork I suppose.
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  • Who?
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    He's pregnant? I wonder what a baby spork looks like. A bit like a cake fork I suppose.
    I'd have thought it would like like a tiny otter with blue nose
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24208
    I'm more concerned about where Drew has gone.
    Oh no.....  you don't think.....?

    Naaah....  both of them 'missing' at the same time....
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
     Woah... Inception!

    Are they the same person or on a romantic tryst together?
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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7670
    edited November 2013
    yes, perhaps they had a tryst :)
    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • TTonyTTony Frets: 27342
    Myranda said:
     Woah... Inception!

    Are they the same person or on a romantic tryst together?
    You *have* seen Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde ???
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