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I would have traded X ray vision for that.
I can make an entire audience disappear as soon as I play a guitar.
Also, I can make the telephone ring just by going to the toilet.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
For a while my blood would keep getting stuck in part of my foot. I soon learned that it wasn’t safe to go outside if this pressure was strong in my foot as without fail a stranger on the street would try to start a fight with me. At one point I even had someone stop his car and get out in the middle of the street to come after me, shouting threats.
I got really good at improving the circulation in my feet after that.
Then there was the period of blood rushing through my chest in waves, causing immense sensations of love and contentment. I soon learned that going outside in this state reliably resulted in attractive women chatting me up at bus stops and old friends showing up out of nowhere.
Unfortunately my health moved on to other things and this superpower is gone, it was very nice.
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
I generally have to get up in the night to have a piss (which, whilst annoying is preferrable to not getting up and having a piss) and can also tell to within a few minutes what the time is - and I don't mean it's time for a piss (or time to change the bedding).
Similar to this, I have the ability to summon food to my table in a restaurant simply by going to the toilet. Is that classed as an above average power?
I have been told that my instincts are really good. Is that a special power?
I have phoned loved ones who were 7000 miles away and said "What's wrong"? to get the reply "How did you know"
About 4 years ago I went to the phone and rang my elderly aunt who was 40 miles away. My sister answered the phone and said: "What are you doing on the phone Skipped...and how did you know I was round here?"
I said: Why are you using my Music Radar Username? I don't know why I am the phone. What is wrong?
She said: "I have just walked in with Auntie's shopping. She is dead on the floor."
I'm also quite good at throwing mainly vaguely spherical things - paper into a bin or at somebody's face, a ball into a basket or at somebody's face, etc etc.
Nothing super though sadly
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Ah, but since the only way is up, I believe it's an easy superpower to harness.
I also used to have powers when watching television. Super Stephanie Powers! What a gal! Or she was, because she's got too old now, and I'm a bit of an ageist barstool.
My real superpower is having the ability to make other guitarists sound fantastically great. Fortunately for me it only works when I've a guitar in my hands.
Microscope eyes unite!
*Must be conscious.
I have proven this on several a stag do and overnight work things.