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I’ve joined a new religion where you ring door bells and run away as fast as you can.
It’s called Jehovahs Fitness.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Julius Caesar is fighting a campaign in France when he gets the word that he's wanted in Rome. So he gets a slave to saddle his horse, and then he gallops down through France, the north end of Italy, onwards to Rome ... he's worried about getting there late after holdups trying to cross rivers ... eventually he gets there but arrives at the senate 15 minutes late. Some bloke in a toga is making a speech, so he slides in at the back and sits down next to another senator. He asks, "What's this guy on about?". The senator replies: "I don't know, he hasn't got to the verb yet."
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Today on Loose Women:
A group of middle-aged millionaire women with their own TV show tell us how unfair life is.
The new BMW 7 series allows the driver to press a button on the key fob and the car parks itself.......... Amazing.
Of course, being an expensive BMW, it will park itself across the middle of two spaces.