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Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Susan shot home and cooked her husband's favourite meal, sausages. She left the piping hot food on the table, with the mustard pot next to it, and went upstair to change into her sexiest negligee. Her husband came home and said "sausages, my favourite!" and sat down to eat. Susan was just preparing herself for her grand entrance when she heard loud guffawing from the dining room. She rushed down and exclaimed "What is going on?".
Her husband, with tears of laughter rolling down his face said "I just put some mustard on my sausage, it stood up, peeled itself then shot up the cat's arse!"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
A: Dame Barbara Cartland doing the hokey cokey.