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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12313
    In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies,the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless." 

    Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a humpbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall. "Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself." 

    "Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events, and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....." 

    Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to fuck off."
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • Fretwired said:
    Guitarist with a wang bar (of any description)!
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    New toy for Trump supporters or Pink Floyd fans ....



    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9549
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937
    Fretwired said:
    Ha, ha, although more likely to be 'band waiting for drummer to finish setting up'.
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