So I’m on holiday in Spain and just come back to the hotel after a night out. I strip off ready for bed and decide I need a piss. I’m standing there, naked, having a piss and glance over to my right where the hotel has kindly chosen to put a full-length mirror.
I’m horrified to see this pasty-white dollop of lard in profile. I look like an amateur sculptor has carved me out of a giant block of Spam with a blunt machete.
I am not happy.
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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Yeah, you've looked better Emp.
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It’s not so much getting older as seeing the compound effect of bad choices over time.
Getting older is our inevitable friend. Becoming a dollop of lard is self inflicted spamfoolery and neglect.
Small choices, everyday, and next year you’ll be saying ‘how you doing?’ Into that mirror.
Perhaps put up a similar mirror at home so you are reminded everyday and not just on your holiday?
Get yourself a spray tan, you'll feel much better.
Tanned fat looks better than insipid, white fat.