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I'll have a go at this when I can manage to get off this damned sofa.
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Is that why you never see geriatric flamingoes?
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Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
So.... got on the case. Exercise time for the laziest physio in Essex....
Every morning, brush teeth on one leg; every evening, other leg.
Started off using a bit of upper limb support... after three months able to do either leg, no support, eyes closed.
Have a practice tonight. Brush your teeth standing on one leg with your eyes closed.
Now stand on one leg, on a 21 foot high, 5' x 2' Boss Scaffold platform, without any safety rails, with a 15' pole saw balanced with a 4 inch trunk, 10 foot tall conifer top attached to it for two minutes and repeat for ten hours.
What is the eyes closed thing about? What if your ears are fecked? You don't stand a chance.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
The thing to do is find out if your balance is impaired and then see about the cause(s). And then you might want to reverse it if possible.
But even then, a surprising proportion of people simply cannot be arsed.
So...If you are 6' 5" and stand up abruptly from squatting with your head tilted frontwards, does it mean you will be outlived by someone who is 4' 11" ? Goodbye then I think I am going to die soon.