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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7746

    I saw a chap the other day with a magnificently awful wig - it might have suited him in the 70s (he looked like he was in his 70s), but in 2019 it wasn't doing him any favours at all :)


    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18634
    Handy for sweeping things under the rug though.
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  • jellyrolljellyroll Frets: 3073
    Surely sewing it into the lining of the wig  - so that the coke is spread across the circumference of the head - would have  a better chance of success. It's like he wanted to be caught
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  • midlifecrisismidlifecrisis Frets: 2342
    edited July 2019
    there;ll be hell tou-pe
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7332
    there's only one way to 'smuggle' coke - up your nose!


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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18634
    Tommy Lee has let himself go a bit...  
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  • beed84beed84 Frets: 2406
    Gotta hand it to him... that’s a priceless way to coif up  ;)
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  • fobfob Frets: 1430
    There was a lad in the town I grew up in who went into a newsagent and held his left hand about three inches directly in front of his face and had a kitchen knife in his right hand. It was his local newsagent. When he demanded all the money in the till he was told 'Fuck off Tommy'.
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5844
    Typical Cokehead!
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18634
    fob said:
    There was a lad in the town I grew up in who went into a newsagent and held his left hand about three inches directly in front of his face and had a kitchen knife in his right hand. It was his local newsagent. When he demanded all the money in the till he was told 'Fuck off Tommy'.
    Sounds like our Brexit negotiations. Hold gun to own head, demand better terms & conditions than all the other members of the club, with access to all the facilities & perks, but... for less money & with more freedom.
    "Rock on Tommy"...  * ironic facepalm* icon needed.
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12292
    Jesus Christ it looks like a he’s hiding a bunch of bananas under that rug. As if wig wearers need to look any more ridiculous
    "OUR TOSSPOT"
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