Parents with teenagers when do you get to do “it”

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  • Dave_VaderDave_Vader Frets: 359
    HHwarner said:
    Just pretend they are not there. Then when they are old enough they will "WANT" to move out!!!!! Mine is in his 20's now and has moved his girlfriend in. We deliberately walk about naked and go about our business as if we lived alone in the hope they are so disgusted they will find their own place ;-) 
    Absolutely this, do it energetically and loudly as often as possible and they will lose all their hangups over sex and be relaxed about everything.

    Or move out as soon as possible and need endless therapy for the rest of their lives.

    I have one of each - 27 and 26 now
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30273
    Just stick an iPad in their hand, they won't notice a thing.
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827
    octatonic said:
    I have friends who are serious rubber/bondage fetishists with a full on sex dungeon in their basement in a Camden terrace house.

    I've always wondered how they keep it secret from their 6 and 9 year old girls.


    I'm wondering how they've kept it secret from me.

    I live in Camden and I'm a proper perv....

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  • TimmyOTimmyO Frets: 7349


    I have one of each - 27 and 26 now
    one who is fine and one in therapy you mean? 
    Red ones are better. 
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  • ewalewal Frets: 2558
    You don't. Just cling to theories like sexual transmutation. It's less painful in the long run.
    The Scrambler-EE Walk soundcloud experience
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6887
    just wondering really, our house has paper thin walls, luckily we are both in in the day on Mondays so Monday is now Funday. It would not happen at all if we didn’t have that, I’m not even joking..

    Just learn to do it quietly!
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24793
    I have sex at number 54 - trouble is I live at 50....
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  • PhilW1PhilW1 Frets: 941
    Iamnobody said:
    just wondering really, our house has paper thin walls, luckily we are both in in the day on Mondays so Monday is now Funday. It would not happen at all if we didn’t have that, I’m not even joking..

    Just learn to do it quietly!
    But he’s a screamer,,!
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28280
    I'm just amazed how quickly July 3rd seems to come around.
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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    edited July 2019
    I have sex at number 54 - trouble is I live at 50....
    And your neighbours are very annoyed at the state you leave their bedroom in.
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  • beed84beed84 Frets: 2403
    “Kids, I need you go outside and catch some Pokémon while I stay inside and play the grown up version ‘poke-your-mum’. What’s the difference? Well, basically me and your mum get naked and have sex. It has nothing to do with Pokémon.”
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  • Zodiac51Zodiac51 Frets: 340
    Not wishing to sound like a relationship counsellor, but given that you are both setting aside one day a week to be "funday" is incredibly positive - it's one day a week more than most couples with teenagers do :)
    It's very important in a relationship that you set aside time for you and your partner, and not just be parents 24/7. 
    The fact that you have made it to the teenage years is proof that you have a solid foundation. 
    If it's any consolation, you only have another 15 years to wait until you can fuck like bunnies all-day-every-day.
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
    Over the breakfast table in the morning............if the restaurant is quiet
    tae be or not tae be
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  • Just got laid. Night night

    Bye!

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  • Well that killed the thread lol

    Bye!

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  • droflufdrofluf Frets: 3614
    edited July 2019
    Well that killed the thread lol
    Jealousy probably!
    If your wife is still interested in it when you have a teenager in the house then you're a lucky man
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  • drofluf said:
    Well that killed the thread lol
    Jealousy probably!
    If your wife is still interested in it when you have a teenager in the house then you're a lucky man
    No teenager, got a 2 year old. Quiet living room bangin' when she's asleep is the solution.

    Bye!

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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6887
    drofluf said:
    Well that killed the thread lol
    Jealousy probably!
    If your wife is still interested in it when you have a teenager in the house then you're a lucky man
    No teenager, got a 2 year old. Quiet living room bangin' when she's asleep is the solution.
    If you’re bangin’ your wife when she’s asleep be careful around consent issues!
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 1526
    Iamnobody said:
    drofluf said:
    Well that killed the thread lol
    Jealousy probably!
    If your wife is still interested in it when you have a teenager in the house then you're a lucky man
    No teenager, got a 2 year old. Quiet living room bangin' when she's asleep is the solution.
    If you’re bangin’ your wife when she’s asleep be careful around consent issues!
     Hes bangin' the living room...duhh
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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 12255
    Iamnobody said:
    drofluf said:
    Well that killed the thread lol
    Jealousy probably!
    If your wife is still interested in it when you have a teenager in the house then you're a lucky man
    No teenager, got a 2 year old. Quiet living room bangin' when she's asleep is the solution.
    If you’re bangin’ your wife when she’s asleep be careful around consent issues!
    If she doesn't even notice then you are doing it wrong.
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