Dear Diedre,
I've been using Gibson Pump Polish since the 80s, it's the guitar polish of choice for the discerning gentleman. Imagine my delight when I saw the Post office van pull up outside and the jolly postman trotted down the drive with a small brown jiffy bag in hand with my latest bottle of polish that I had eagerly ordered. I excitedly opened the jiffy bag but to my horror and disgust, I reeled across the room as my eyes landed on the new label.
I am outraged and beside myself, how could Gibson do this? The "Worlds Finest Pump Polish for Guitars, Banjos Mandolins" has been in the original orange label since I can remember and they now have the audacity to rock mine and hundreds of thousands of other peoples worlds by changing the label.
I had to phone in sick for work today...too upset.
Old label:
New Label:
Apologies...I have nothing of any real interest in my life worth posting about. I am a loser.
Comments
Damn, I've been had, it's not "authentic", Mark Agnesi will be fuming if I use this to polish my guitar.
He can try, I reckon I could take him down, smash him a swipe of my SG, the shithouse
I am very disappointed at this.
well it tastes the same.
Dunno, haven't tried it yet but I'm assuming so or I really will go on a rampage
I'm decanting the new polish into the old bottle, going to put it on eBay for a 500% mark up