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  • dindudedindude Frets: 8534
    I hate those Russian Dolls.

    They're full of themselves.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13564


    It was funnier when he was in the press.
    really ?
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    The head from a local phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies."

    I said "Tell him he's bloody good as I haven't got any kids!"

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    edited February 2014
    British Maths Teaching

    1. Teaching Maths In 1970
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

    2. Teaching Maths In 1980
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or £80. What is his profit?

    3. Teaching Maths In 1990
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80. Did he make a profit?

    4. Teaching Maths In 2000
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

    5. Teaching Maths In 2013
    A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of £20. The logger is more likely to be a Tory. Does this make him evil? Topic for class participation after answering the question: how did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • not_the_djnot_the_dj Frets: 7306
    Genuine lol
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • Erm... it's Monday? Aren't you just a rule breaker @fretwired!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Erm... it's Monday? Aren't you just a rule breaker @fretwired!
    My thread, my rules ... :-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923

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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    hootsmon said:
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    lol for the idea, but shouldn't that be ascending to get the syllables in the right order?
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923

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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6084

    From Bob Mortimer to Vick Reeves (on Radio 4)

    Bob "I went and saw Dr Hook last night"

    Vick 'Really?  What was it like?"

    Bob "Terrible.. it was the worst rectal examination I've ever had!"

    :D
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923

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