Apparently The Queen Is A Shape Shifting Reptile

AlexC

Ah, the joys of the internet.... I thought this was a send-up and then realised that it wasn’t. Are you aware that there’s shape-shifting lizards (or possibly demons) running the world? Princess Diana knew! Read the comments.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry...
Please watch (it’s only a couple of minutes) and make up your own minds...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MZFbAf4DAWU

octatonic

I genuinely fear for us as a species.

AlexC

octatonic said:

I genuinely fear for us as a species.

Because we’re run by shape-shifting lizards, you mean?

ICBM

Old news. David Icke found this out decades ago.

Freebird

ICBM said:

Old news. David Icke found this out decades ago.

Scary thing is a lot of what Icke said has turned out to be true! 

Bridgehouse

Freebird said:

ICBM said:

Old news. David Icke found this out decades ago.

Scary thing is a lot of what Icke said has turned out to be true! 

To be fair though, he said Saville was a prolific paedo *and* a shape shifting reptile...

ICBM

Freebird said:

Scary thing is a lot of what Icke said has turned out to be true! 

Like what? That wasn’t already public knowledge.

JerkMoans

Wake up, sheeple. Reptilians are amongst us. There’s a whole massive hall for them to dance their pagan rites and sacrifice virgins, goats etc., right between Covent Garden and Holborn.

Good Balti House opposite.

skunkwerx

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; And I’m not sure about the universe. 

Einstein was and always will be accurate as fuck. 

fandango

The Queen... how lame is that! anybody can make up stories about her.

But now, what if I tell you the moon’s made of cheese? Really! What do you think those holes are for? No they’re not craters. Wait, listen, let me prove it in big exposé article I’m going to write. You’ll see. You might think it tosh, but the evidence is there. You have just to believe.

TheMarlin

https://imgur.com/gallery/ueCEKUb

Dominic

What Rubbish
Everybody knows she is a normal Human but don't realise she was Elvis' mother

EricTheWeary

Freebird said:

ICBM said:

Old news. David Icke found this out decades ago.

Scary thing is a lot of what Icke said has turned out to be true! 

I think my favourite thing on his Wiki Page is in 2008 he asked New Zealand prime minister John Key if he was a lizard and he said no as he’d checked with his doctor and a vet. 

JerkMoans said:

Wake up, sheeple. Reptilians are amongst us. There’s a whole massive hall for them to dance their pagan rites and sacrifice virgins, goats etc., right between Covent Garden and Holborn.

Good Balti House opposite.

I don’t think I’d  previously realised that Icke gave us the word sheeple. Probably not the lasting legacy he was hoping for I guess.

ICBM

Where’s Sir Axeman when you need him? I’d be interested to see how much of the Icke gibberish he believes...

VimFuego

yes, she's a shape shifting lizard alien sent here to enslave us and steal our resources, but she only costs us 63p to keep us in bondage, so she's a very good value shape shifting alien lizard. 

ThePrettyDamned

Oh wow, the comments are absolutely amazing. 

VimFuego

youtube comments section is like all the stupid in the world that has ever existed or will ever exist concentrated into a tiny space, it's like a singularity of dumb.

Nunogilberto

The thread title sounds like an old Smiths B side...

JerkMoans

Nunogilberto said:

The thread title sounds like an old Smiths B side...

I was thinking like something by The Cramps.

merlin

Brian Yuzna directed the film "Society" back in (I think) 1989. Essential viewing for the shape-shifter crew. 

ICBM

JerkMoans said:

Nunogilberto said:

The thread title sounds like an old Smiths B side...

I was thinking like something by The Cramps.

Having thought about it, John Lydon might have been trying to tell us something way back in 1977...

"God save the Queen, she ain't no human being."

How did he know? Is he one of them too?