Apparently The Queen Is A Shape Shifting Reptile

merlin

Dominic said:

What Rubbish
Everybody knows she is a normal Human but don't realise she was Elvis' mother

She still is, he's alive and works at ASDA in Hollingbury. See him loads. 

scrumhalf

Didn't Icke claim that HMQ's real name is Elizardbet? Because everyone knows reptilians choose English names as the basis for their own, secret names.

The only shape-shifting going on was when Icke was a goalkeeper, he shifted shape away from the ball so often when an opposing centre-forward was challenging for the ball he was forced to give the game up

quarky

merlin said:

Brian Yuzna directed the film "Society" back in (I think) 1989. Essential viewing for the shape-shifter crew. 

BigMonka

fandango said:

The Queen... how lame is that! anybody can make up stories about her.

But now, what if I tell you the moon’s made of cheese? Really! What do you think those holes are for? No they’re not craters. Wait, listen, let me prove it in big exposé article I’m going to write. You’ll see. You might think it tosh, but the evidence is there. You have just to believe.

I'm sorry but I don't believe your cheese-moon hypothesis. Now if there was a youtube video that said the same thing then it might be more plausible ;-)

Phil_aka_Pip

VimFuego said:

yes, she's a shape shifting lizard alien sent here to enslave us and steal our resources, but she only costs us 63p to keep us in bondage, so she's a very good value shape shifting alien lizard. 

some people pay a lot more for that sort of thing