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But now, I'm not so sure.
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Maybe not a dumb question, but one that certainly got the attention of the cleaner working in my office.
Idiot Customer: " Whats that?"
Me on the outside " Not sure, if you sign for it you can find out, ha ha ha..."
Me in my head " How do I know? YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING THING!!!"
This happens up to 10 times a day along with
"Is it ticking/hope its not a bomb *chuckle* "
" I cant remember ordering anything...................Oh wait....."
" Can you wait 10 minutes/come back later while I finish packing this parcel that I said would be ready at 1000 even though its now 1430.....?"
I fix the lights, whilst on top of a ladder, light fitting in pieces around my head.....
"excuse me! Where the Orange Juice?"
ffs.
This years finest:
Xmas temp: You look like a pirate, do you have a boat?
Another xmas temp: Why do they call you Schapes? (Short version of my real name). Is it because your hair is different shapes?
Where are your dvds?
Is this a video?
Do blu rays play on dvds?
What was that song from the adverts last night?
Whats the difference between this and the special edition with bonus songs?
Where are the tills? (We're a very small fucking store)
Do tescos have this for cheaper?
Why arent there more older staff here?
The list goes on....
Them "Do you have that film with the guy in it".
Me "I might need a bit more information, which film & guy"
Them "if I knew that I wouldn't be asking YOU"
My personal favourite was the regular (at least 5 times a shift)
"I don't know what to watch, can you recommend something I'll like"
"What was the last film you liked"
"I dunno, I like most things"
FFS
My first Saturday job was in a supermarket and I had a customer ask me where the pasta was. I asked if he wanted fresh or dried and he looked at me with a bit of disdain and said 'fresh'. I took him to it and he seemed amazed (he'd wanted dried - 25+ years ago fresh pasta was fairly new in supermarkets). He held a packet in his hand like it was an alien artifact and turned to me and asked 'And I can buy this?'
One to change the lightbulb and four to argue about whether the light bulbs made in America by a machine are worth £1000 more than the ones made in China by a machine?
Love this film!
My head said brake, but my heart cried never.